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So. As you’re probably aware, one of the common greetings is “What’s Up?”
I usually respond with some variation of “The Sky”, “The ceiling”, or (if we’re not on the top story of the building) “The Floor.”
At that point, people usually either sigh and roll their eyes, groan, or try to be snarky back with, “You could also say the sky, the moon, the stars…”
It occurs to me, though, that you might not actually be able to reply “the moon”, from a certain point of view. Because, you see, once you get close enough, the moon has its own gravity, and is therefore down.
So, yeah. That just occurred to me. But, it means I’m still fully justified in my usual responses!
Anyway. Have a great day!