Sleeping as an Art: Who Cares?

I am extremely offended.

Oh?

Words cannot express how offended I am.

Is there any particular reason for it today?

Yes. Someone has persuaded people that sleeping is an art.

…And that’s offensive how, exactly?

It’s a human performance they’re considering art. And there’s no script. Or any talent. It’s not real ACTING!

Ah. So this is the actress in you being offended?

What do you mean, “The actress within me”? I am the actress within me!

Ah. Right.

So, are you more offended that someone’s actually doing this? Or just that she is actually well known on this world?

I am not going to dignify that with a response.

Anyways, Happy Monday! Have a good week.

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About Fluffy McGiggles

Greetings, reader! I am Fluffy McGiggles. In my world, I was an actress of the strongest sort, the melodramatic sort. Recently, I find myself confined to this... website, as its anthrompomorphization and personality. The Webmaster and I have a bit of a dispute as to how this should be run. The Webmaster can change anything I do, but I can also change anything the Webmaster does. However, the Webmaster can also delete me at will. So that means I'm temporarily behaving myself. This is my own choice, however, contrary to anything The Webmaster may say. So, don't blame me for the over-the-topness of the website. You have been warned.

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