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Sometimes, living in the college dorms can be a real nuisance. Most of the time not, but sometimes…
If you’re going to expand on that, you’re going to have to do so on you own. I am not asking you if you’d care to elaborate.
Ooh, “Care to elaborate”? Yes, I would care to elaborate!
Hey, that’s no fair! You changed my punctuation!
Ah, but I didn’t quote your punctuation. That means that it’s ok. So yes, I will elaborate. In fact, this elaboration will also help with one of the mission statements of the website!
We have official mission statements? When did that happen?
Well, not official mission statements. But it’s on the front page. This explanation will help our valued Fluffsters procrastinate!
Ah, by making them read through all of your topic-changes before getting to the end of the post? I thought I did that anyways.
You’re sidetracking me on purp- Wait, no. I’m not falling for that this time.
Falling for wha-
I am going to explain to you about
A craft that looks epic but that I can’t do thanks to dormitory restrictions.
Darn. There went that tactic.
So, I recently came across a fantastic craft tutorial for making hand-decorated candles. Basically, you take some white tissue paper, draw on it with markers, melt it into the candle, and voila! Instant decorated candle.
But alas, lamps with shades, coffee-pots with open burners, fabric in front of windows, candles, and pretty much any other form of flammable material or things that can start fires (except for cigarette lighters) are strictly forbidden at my school.
…But cigarette lighters are allowed?
I think so. You know, I haven’t actually checked on the flint-and-steel regulations recently…
But candles, as I was saying, are very strictly forbidden. That means that I cannot use any candle that I would consider decorating in such a fashion. Alas, such is the tragedy of dorm life.
Such a hard life you lead.
Alas, indeed. Woe is me, alas, and alack!
Wait, did you just switch roles on me? I thought I was supposed to be the overly dramatic one here!
I think the difference is that when you do it, you’re acting.
That’s a scary good point.
Well, Fluffsters, happy Monday! I hope that tutorial helps you procrastinate a bit.