Hello, everybody! Welcome back to the top responses to being given an angry banana! We left off at four.
Oh. You were serious about making it two parts.
Of course! You were emphatic about my getting enough material. And since I had enough for two posts, I’m going to use it!
So, back to:
Top Ten Responses To: “You are given an Angry Banana. Now what?”
6. Use it as a boomerang. If you use a banana, that’s just sort of lame. If you use an angry banana, there’s a slim possibility that it will go out of its way to hit your target, because it’s angry. Or it might refuse to come back, because it’s angry. Which means that you wouldn’t need to worry about dealing with an angry banana. Or, it might refuse to hit the person you aimed at, and then come back and hit you in the face.
Ooh, that actually sounds fun…
8. Slap someone in the face. Slapping someone in the face is just silly. Slapping someone in the face with an angry banana? That brings it up to epic. “I slap you in the face with a banana. An ANGRY banana. BWAHAHA!”
9. A-peel to its better nature. I don’t actually know how to respond to this one…
10. Pacify it with an amiable grapefruit. Maybe the banana’s angry because it’s lonely! If you give it a friend, and a friendly friend, I bet it would get much more cheerful. After all, wouldn’t you be happier with an amiable grapefruit buddy?
So there you go, folks! Ten uses for an Angry Banana.
Wait a second… I think you mean 9.
I saw what you did there. You changed the last 7 to 8. Instead of 9.
Ok… So I may have been slightly off on how many best responses I have… So fine, real ten: Do a close up portrait of its expression.
Happy Friday, everyone! I hope you have a great weekend.