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Fluffsters, we have… a problem.
I know, right? It’s like you can’t go even a minute without there being some sort of problem in the world!
The problems of your world are not what I was referring to…
You mean to tell me you’re not actually upset by the problems of the world? Isn’t that a bit selfish of you?
But I digress. I was talking about a PROBLEM I recently encountered.
You see, it has to do with snacks and snack foods. I recently received a package of white-chocolate-covered-pretzels. I opened them, and only had a few, and the next thin I knew, a majority of them had disappeared! I compared notes with a friend who likes goldfish, and she mentioned that she had a similar problem. So I started to think about how things disappear.
Recently, my friend and I have just had this problem with goldfish and pretzels. So we’ve discovered explanations.
The goldfish were fairly easy to understand. They clearly just swim away when you’re not paying attention.
The pretzels were a little bit harder to figure out. But Fluffsters all, I’ve FOUND THE SOLUTION. They fall through their own holes, and get LOST.
THAT means that somewhere… THERE ARE A BAJILLION PRETZEL SNACKS FLOATING AROUND FOR THE CLAIMING!
…Anybody want to help me find this magical place?