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A Different Type of Parkour

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Tuesday!

So, some friends of mine recently passed a lovely gem on to me. It’s another YouTube thingy. It’s about a new form of Parkour. For those of you unfamiliar with parkour, here’s a video of what a lot of people think of when they hear that word:

Now, as I was saying, someone’s come out with a new style. You should watch the video.

Have a great day!

…Is it bad that I kinda want one?

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

I found something rather amusing today. It’s a Typewriter that writes in Comic Sans.

I found that rather amusing. Kindof like, “Hey, look! I’m a pretentious typewriter! BWAhahaha!”

So. Is it bad that I sort of want one? You know, especially to watch all the double-takes as people see that I have a typewriter, and then go “wait. Whaaaaa…?”

I found a new smiley!

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

I discovered something when I was writing an email last night. Actually, two somethings. FOUR NEW SMILEYS! Represented in TWO WAYS!

Would that not be eight new smileys, then? If four can be represented two ways?

Nope. Four. Two of them are homonyms. (Does that even apply to smileys?)

They are “)” and “(“: The Blinking Smileys.

The trick is to determine whether it’s a blinking happy smiley, or a blinking sad smiley. Now your emails can become more challenging! ) <- See what I did there? )

Anywho, I hope you have a good Sunday!

Creepy Lullaby Supposedly From Russia…

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Hi, Fluffsters!

I haven’t mentioned recently enough how much I like Russian music.

Seriously. Even their stuff with words is generally fairly creepy. For example, there’s a lullaby that basically tells the kid to sleep, or else the creepy guy entering the house will get you.

Have a nice day!

My Poor YouTube Algorithm…

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Hi Fluffsters!

So recently, I was on YouTube. Which is highly unsurprising, since I frequently use it to listen to music. And then I realized how sad my poor little YouTube algorithm follower thingy must be. For, you see, I listen to a fairly wide variety of music these days, and watch some rather odd little movies. So my listening habits range all the way from about 10 seconds of the opening song of the opera Otello, to Rachmonanoff’s Variations on a Theme by Paginini, to Swing Dance Music of both the older and newer style, to broadway music, to craft tutorials, to political commentary (Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Vermin Supreme recently?)

So, I really feel kindof bad for my poor little algorithm follower. I mean, the little thing’s just following me around, looking at my history, and trying to keep one step ahead of me with his mad math skills.

Poor thing.

Why Snacks Keep Disappearing- it’s a Conspiracy!

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Fluffsters, we have… a problem.

Oh, not again.

I know, right? It’s like you can’t go even a minute without there being some sort of problem in the world!

The problems of your world are not what I was referring to…

You mean to tell me you’re not actually upset by the problems of the world? Isn’t that a bit selfish of you?

But I digress. I was talking about a PROBLEM I recently encountered.

You see, it has to do with snacks and snack foods. I recently received a package of white-chocolate-covered-pretzels. I opened them, and only had a few, and the next thin I knew, a majority of them had disappeared! I compared notes with a friend who likes goldfish, and she mentioned that she had a similar problem. So I started to think about how things disappear.

Recently, my friend and I have just had this problem with goldfish and pretzels. So we’ve discovered explanations.

The goldfish were fairly easy to understand. They clearly just swim away when you’re not paying attention.

…Clearly.

The pretzels were a little bit harder to figure out. But Fluffsters all, I’ve FOUND THE SOLUTION. They fall through their own holes, and get LOST.

THAT means that somewhere… THERE ARE A BAJILLION PRETZEL SNACKS FLOATING AROUND FOR THE CLAIMING!

…Anybody want to help me find this magical place?

Myst: The… TV SERIES?

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

Thanks to a friend of mine, I encountered something rather bizarre. And cool. And “wait-what?”-ifying. (It’s like terrifying, but instead of terror, you’re filled with the “wait-what?” emotion.)

So, what is this craziness, you ask?

Wait, Fluffy didn’t respond to that obvious set up.

No. Saying “We did not ask” would have been too predictable. And I am curious as to what you are referring to.

…Ah. Cool. Well, here it is. It’s that somebody is working on making a Myst TV Series.

On the one hand, it’s a great setting for a movie. As demonstrated by this little thing.

(Seriously, how many of you wouldn’t want to play with a book like that? Think of all the cute things you could find!)

But on the other hand, I just don’t know how it’ll work. So, I’m not sure.

Your thoughts?

Fluffy Marketing!!

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

So, yesterday, I encountered one of the cutest advertisements ever. I’m not sure if you’ve seen it yet, but it’s a cat food commercial, and it apparently only very recently got uploaded to YouTube. So, you’re in luck! It’s new, and I’ve heard about it, so I’m sharing it with you!

I hope you enjoy!

Amazing Night

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Hi, Fluffsters!

I had a super, wonderful, amazing evening last night. I went to the local swing club, and they had an “intermediate lesson” for Charleston.

For any of you who don’t know, Charleston is slightly different from swing. Completely different basic step. Lots bouncier. Highly energetic.Fun. Like, really fun.

One of the best parts was that it was basically an hour, practically nonstop, of dancing! (Usually only one girl was sitting out, which is an excellent ratio for a social dance.

So, yeah. Fun night. Charleston. You should try it.

Have a great Tuesday!

Invisibility Cloaks Exist- you could be invisible for some Halloween!

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Hello, Fluffsters!

So, I found something really cool online. Apparently, there’s a new invisibility cloak thingy making the rounds. And apparently, you can now make a small one for supposedly about $100. You know what this means, right?

Military issues might become a little more pressing?

No! Well, maybe. But that wasn’t what I was going for. Nope, what I’m thinking is that maybe next year, you’ll be able to go as a cloaked Klingon Bird of Prey for Halloween! Or Romulan War Bird. And then randomly uncloak, to freak people out, or something.

I mean, seriously. How cool would that costume be?