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Punchable Squishy Enter Key!

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Hi!

Somebody was brilliant. They created a large, squishy USB enter-key pillow that you can punch. So, next time you’re super fed up with a form you need to fill out, you can actually punch enter, rather than just typing furiously.

I’m looking forward to the whole oversized keyboard now…

Anyway. Have a lovely day!

A realization about fluff

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Hi!

Once again, I had a realization about something that I knew, unequivocally would make a good fluff post.

And, as per usual, I’ve forgotten it. Again. Whee.

I should really start writing them down as I think of them.

Anyway. I hope your day is filled with better memory than mine apparently is!

Eating Time

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Hi!

It occurred to me recently that the phrase “time consuming” or “just eating time” can actually be taken literally.

And here I thought you were primarily done with aggravating posts. This is going to be one of those leaps of logic, correct?

Yeah, well, whatever.

So here’s how it works. Everyone knows that time is money, right? And we use money to buy the things. Including food. So, in a manner of speaking, we convert money into food. Then obviously you eat food. So, if time = money, money = food, then time = food. And because time = food, and we eat food, with some basic substitution that we eat time.

Have a lovely day!