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I almost got free Chinese Food!

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Hi!

So, this happened a couple days ago…:

Scene: I am at home, alone. There is a knock on the door.

I answer it.

A pleasant fellow is outside, holding a plastic bag filled with Chinese take-out containers. He tries to hand the bag to me.

“Delivery!”

“Nope!”

*Confused pause.*

Me, thinking: is somebody pranking me? But I just had dinner!

Him: Is this (Number that sounds like mine.)

Me: *pauses for a moment, thinking. Realize he’s off by 100.*

Me: Nope. *Tells him his mistake*

Him: *apologizes, leaves*

In related news, given that’s about the most “exciting” thing that’s happened recently, I apparently need a life.

How are you doing?

Teach a Chair to Knit!

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Hi!

Somebody created a rocking chair that knits.

Seriously. You thread the chair, you sit in the chair, you rock, and a hat gets knitted while you rock.

I have no clue whether or not something made through that process qualifies as “hand made”, but it’s still a fun use of technology!

More information can be found here.

Enjoy!

Who wants to wear a dead fish?

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Hi!

Some. people.

I recently found out that somebody decided that Dead Fish slippers were a good idea. (Don’t worry- they only look like a dead fish. They aren’t actually made from dead fish. As far as I can tell.

They are available, of course, from Amazon.

If you get any, tell me whether or not they’re comfortable?