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Hiya, Fluffsters!
Happy Sunday!
For the start of the week, I thought I’d provide you with an example of how not to send an apology.
Although, to be fair, United Airlines probably got a lot of free publicity from those mistakes. So who knows?
I guess it depends on what you’re trying for.
Well, I hope you have a good week!
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Greetings, readers!
It is with great bewilderment that I inform you that the National Mustard Museum of the United States of America exists. Furthermore, the national mustard day celebration is apparently today.
If any of you know about this thing, please do tell me more! Similarly, if any of you attend, I would enjoy hearing or reading about it.
Happy Saturday.
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Greetings, readers!
Apparently on your world, there has been at least one attempt to make text-messaging a bit “classier”. Their attempts to do so involved (trying to) text all in rhyming couplet.
Although the meter fails spectacularly for some of them (“That’s a good place to read this tale; / Would you care for an Ad Astra ale?” comes to my mind…), some are also very well done. (“It was our pleasure being hosts. / Next time, though, we’ll have more toasts.” was intuitive from my perspective.)
I “encourage you to check them out.// If one you like, then give a shout.”
Or just comment below. I do not intend to actually use rhyming couplets to speak.
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Hello, Fluffsters!
I’m just needing to share why I am currently confused.
Google is using Spanish advertisements for me.
Yup. That’s the most confusing thing for me at the moment. WHY am I getting advertisements that I not only don’t understand the purpose of (as with many) but also don’t understand the language of?
Anywho. Happy Thursday!
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Greetings, readers.
As a public service announcement, I thought I would provide an example of an overreaction to a spider in the house. In other words, do not try to kill it with fire. You might burn your house down.
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Greetings, readers.
The other day, I found a remarkable conspiracy about two actors conspiring to assassinate Hitler.
It is unique.
I hope you have a happy Tuesday.
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Hello, Fluffsters!
So, I have a silly little dog. I’ve been recently realizing how silly she really is.
What sparks this? Well, dinner time for the doggy.
I’ve known for a while she isn’t quite normal when it comes to food. Back when we had the other dog as well, we needed to tell her to eat, otherwise the other dog would (try to) eat her food. These days, since we’re not worrying about the older dog eating her food, we just let her have her own schedule. She’ll (probably) eat when she’s hungry, so she seems to be doing ok.
But that’s not the funny part. No, the silliness comes when she is eating. Because, you see, for some reason she does not seem to want to eat her food out of her dish. I think it’s the (probable) French Poodle in her. She seems to need “the right ambiance” before she’ll eat. So, recently, I’ve noticed the little thing take a mouthful of food, trot all the way across the house, deposit the food on the floor, and then eat it.
Because that makes perfect sense.
Happy Monday!
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Greetings, readers!
I have recently discovered an interesting musical artist from your world. He is called Weird Al Yankovic. I discovered his song “The Saga Begins.” It is a Star Wars themed song, and it is set to the tune of a different song that apparently used to be quite popular on your world.
This is the original version:
And this is the Star Wars version:
I hope you have an excellent week.
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Greetings, readers!
In honor of it being the weekend, and therefore of you having more time, I am sharing with you a video I watched recently. To be more accurate, it is an episode of a TV series called Chopped.
The premise seems to be that four chefs, on television, are given ingredients they must incorporate into a specific category of dish. (For example, appetizer or dessert.) Then one of them is eliminated. This happens three times during the show, until one winner remains.
In this episode, the viewers of the show chose the ingredients. This led to a rather amusing episode. Certainly the first 17 minutes or so were rather interesting. Actually, the next two to three minutes (when you find out the next set of ingredients) were also fantastic.
The creativity of the chefs is also astonishing. I encourage you to watch the episode. If you want to, of course.
I hope you have a good Saturday.
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Hi, Fluffsters!
Once again, we’re featuring a Kickstarter campaign on Total Fluff. However, this campaign is a real campaign that asked for a more reasonable amount. (Not the $10 egg salad campaign.)
Its purpose is wonderful.
Some guy invented a way to fill lots of water balloons really quickly. Now he’s making his invention for sale. Ok, so really, some time ago he said that he would make his invention available if he got funding on kickstarter. But since he’s at over 20 times his goal, and it’s still growing, it’s pretty safe to say that he’s making his invention for sale. So, yeah. You should
It would be fun to fill that many water balloons that quickly!