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FYI about Google

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

As a random FYI thingy, it appears that Google may have scheduled their April Fools Day prank about 5 months too late– they claim to be updating their logos.

And as usual with their April Fools day pranks that advertise new features, it looks like they might be keeping the new logo, too.

So I think they pranked us really well. First they had a prank on not prank-day. Then they pranked us again, by making the prank not a prank.

Well played, Google. Well played.

Rainbows are Being Suspicious

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Fluffsters, we have a problem.

Just one, this time?

At least one. I’m not actually sure how many problems we have. For, you see, the rainbows, well…

Oh, no. Not the Rainbow Conspiracy again?

Of course it’s the rainbows again! I don’t rant about much else.

And I have a very worthy rant about the Rainbows. You see, Fluffsters, they’re on to me.

…I do not want to promote this type of thinking, but what do you mean, “they are on to you”?

Exactly what I wrote! They know that I know about them! It’s been practically forever since I’ve caught them at something! In fact, I haven’t caught them at anything since my last post about them!

Webmaster, just to clarify- you are writing a post because rainbows have done nothing recently?

Of course! It’s suspicious, I tell you! Very suspicious!

I… see.

…Really?

No.

That was sarcasm.

Oh.

Well, just you watch. They’re up to something. And they’re covering their tracks, or disappearing when I’m around, so that I can’t catch them at it!

Fluffsters, I hope you have a good Monday, and survive this week. Good luck.

Cow Abductions

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Greetings, Readers!

I have not mentioned recently enough how bizarre your world is to me.

I need to ask. Cow abductions? What on earth? Why would they want cows?

I think that the point is that they’re being abducted by ones who are not from Earth.

Oh…

I still do not understand.

Neither does anyone else.

It’s fun, though!