Today’s post was going to be video footage of the balloon from yesterday doing its war dance. However, I have concluded that the balloon mud have struck first, as my computer is not turning on. I am therefore needing to write this post from my phone, and cannot upload the raw footage.
Needless to say, I am working on taking appropriate anti-balloon actions to prevent them from waging total war on my electronics in the future.
And no, I am not posting them here. Not yet, anyway. If the balloon knew enough about last night’s post to know I’d identified its war dance, then it probably knows enough to check this blog for any reaction. I will therefore be maintaining strategic silence concerning any and all plans involving yard sticks, cotton balls, and five pounds of spaghetti sauce.
Have a lovely Saturday!
