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Fluffsters, we have a problem.
Just one, this time?
At least one. I’m not actually sure how many problems we have. For, you see, the rainbows, well…
Oh, no. Not the Rainbow Conspiracy again?
Of course it’s the rainbows again! I don’t rant about much else.
And I have a very worthy rant about the Rainbows. You see, Fluffsters, they’re on to me.
…I do not want to promote this type of thinking, but what do you mean, “they are on to you”?
Exactly what I wrote! They know that I know about them! It’s been practically forever since I’ve caught them at something! In fact, I haven’t caught them at anything since my last post about them!
Webmaster, just to clarify- you are writing a post because rainbows have done nothing recently?
Of course! It’s suspicious, I tell you! Very suspicious!
I… see.
…Really?
No.
That was sarcasm.
Oh.
Well, just you watch. They’re up to something. And they’re covering their tracks, or disappearing when I’m around, so that I can’t catch them at it!
Fluffsters, I hope you have a good Monday, and survive this week. Good luck.


