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Sword from the Blood of Enemies

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Hi!

So, you know the idea of a sword forged with the blood of your enemies? (Generally, with the expectation that the sword will be tempered in the blood, instead of with whatever they usually use?)

Well, somebody figured out how many people would need to be killed in order to forge a sword literally from the blood. As in, extracting the metal and using it to forge a sword.

It’s worth reading.

Have fun! (AND DON’T KILL ANYONE!)

An Art Altercation, Apparently

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Hi!

So, there’s apparently an art altercation going on. I think that what happened is an artist worked with a chemistry company to create a dangerous(ish), but awesome new thing to make art with: The Blackest Black. Seriously, the stuff makes the thing “painted” with it look like a black hole.

Anyway. Supposedly, some artist sculptor has access to the substance (“Vantablack”) and isn’t sharing. (In part because it’s not exactly safe!!) and that has other artists ticked.

So, there’s a feud, with a different artist making paints preventing the first artist from buying them.

Because art.

Happy Saturday!

Steps to reading the perfect Fluff Post

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Hi!

So, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The good news is, I thought of a perfect fluff post!

The bad news is, I wasn’t at my computer at the time, I didn’t write it down, and I don’t remember it.

So, if you want to know what it was, here are some steps you’ll need to follow.

a. Learn to read my mind.

2. Develop time-travel, and go back to yesterday. Or maybe it was the day before. I don’t actually remember.

iii. Track me down. Try not to appear too stalkery, though.

Last. Read my mind, and get the benefit of the Fluff.

Or, as an alternate, you can readjust your standards and expectations so that this post is perfectly satisfying. You choose.

Have a lovely Friday!

Wear out a dog with 10 easy steps!

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Hi!

Yesterday afternoon, I had the fun opportunity to watch a friend’s hyperactive puppy. (He’s a young miniature black poodle. Very cute.)

And I made some (re)discovery(/ies).

a) Stairs can tire out dogs.

2) Especially if the dog is curious and pulls out in front (while on a lead), it’s quite possible to let the dog go up and down the equivalent of multiple flights of stairs without doing so yourself.So, with about 10 stairs nearby, I was able to go up a couple, he would dash up to the top of the section, and then I could turn around and walk down, and he would join.

Repeating that multiple times worked pretty well!

Have fun exercising puppies!

Chocolate Sculpting!

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Hi!

So, there’s a lovely Facebook video of a chocolate sculptor. I recommend it. (No need for sound.)

Enjoy!

Шоколадный архитектор из Лас-Вегаса

Шоколадный архитектор из Лас-Вегаса Амори Гишон продолжает удивлять #этовкусно

Posted by Голос Америки on Thursday, June 15, 2017

NEW STAR WARS VIII FOOTAGE!

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Hi!

THERE’S NEW STAR WARS FOOTAGE AND I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT AND I AM FEELING SIMULTANEOUSLY EXCITED AND LIKE A HORRIBLE FANGIRL.

Ok, Webmaster… Take time to breathe…

But… but STAR WARS!!!!

I mean, just LOOK at it!

Some of those little alien puppets they’ve got? ADORABLE. I’m looking forward to December!

Anyway. Have a good Tuesday! (STAR WARS!)