Greetings, my admiring fans!
Don’t get to presumptuous, Fluffy…
Please. I’m an actress. It’s what I do!
Anyways, as I was saying, greetings to you, my dear readers! I have recently come to realize that, as an actual website, I can explore this wonderful universe called “the Internet.” As such, I have tried to learn a bit about your world. I must say, you have some absolute surprises! For example, I had absolutely no idea that ice worms even existed on your world, much less that they have their own holiday!
You did not know about these remarkable creatures? I assumed everybody knew about them!
It turns out, actually, that today is Ice Worm Day, from what I understand. Ice worms, according to my friend Wikipedia, are a remarkable creature that live in glaciers. Actually, if they get too warm, they melt. Where I come from, we have ice serpents. They too, melt. Actually, that causes quite the problem. If they are unwise and have too much fresh meat, they melt from the inside out. It’s quite nasty, actually.
But back to your world’s worms. Ice creatures of any sort are fascinating. I’m so pleased that your world gives them their own special day!
There are animals that actually melt?!
Excuse me while I try to forget about my fears of stepping in melted snake.
Huh. Not quite the reaction I expected. I’ll need to remember that melting creatures can cause that reaction; it might come in very handy. BWAHAHAHA!
Anyways, I hope you have a great day! And don’t worry, I’m sure that most of the snow you step in doesn’t actually hide any melting ice worms.
