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Hexaflexagons Part 3: Kaleidocycles

A friend just sent me the link to one of the other coolest things ever.

Let me guess: More cute owl photos?

No. And those qualify as cute, anyways, not “coolest thing ever.”

Rather, the link is to a 3D version of a hexaflexagon. So it’s, like, got dimensionality and stuff. It’s a toy called a Kaleidocycle. And they are really cool. You should definitely check it out! I definitely want to make one.

So… how does this qualify as “fluff”, exactly?

Uh, no discernible use?

…I guess that works.

As with hexaflexagons, if you get one working, do let me know?

Book Review: Dealing with Dragons

Just to make sure I don’t make a tradition, I’m reviewing one of my favorite books today. 🙂

That sounds dangerous…

Dealing with Dragons is actually well written! And intentionally funny.

As opposed to…?

Alibi Jr. High, for example. Basically, books that are so bad that they are funny.

Ah.

But yes. Dealing with Dragon, by Patricia C. Wrede, is intentionally whimsical. It starts off with Princess Cimorene becoming a dragon’s princess.

I should have known. Let me guess, some knight in shining armor comes and rescues her? Typical fairy-tale fluff?

Well, sort of. Actually, Cimorene volunteers to be the Dragon’s princess. It’s a way for her to escape being normal. So the knights come, but she sends them away. And other stuff. It’s brilliant!

I guess I’ll take your word for it…

No, really! And there are amazing characters. For example, there’s the princes Alianora who’s also a dragon’s princess, but also not quite normal. For example, apparently at Alianora’s christening, an evil fairy comes-

-and curses her? That’s actually fairly common.

No. She doesn’t. And things keep on going not-quite-normally for that princess. It’s amusing.

Also, the Society of Wizards are the badguys. And Wtiches are the goodguys. (Not evil witches, of course, which do exist. No, there are some that are just magically inclined, and have their own natural magic which makes them witches. They’re nice.) And furthermore, witches can’t be melted but- Oh, I’m not going to spoil it for you. You should totally read it. And the sequels. Basically, Wrede does a masterful job of taking fairy-tale elements and twisting them. In other words I highly recommend it.

It twists traditional fairy-tales? I might actually like it, then… Maybe some day I’ll be able to read it.

If you can, you should!

Anyways, have a great day!

A Picture of a Vacation, because Fluffy is Missing

Hello, readers!

Unfortunately, I’m again really tired and can’t find Fluffy. This is slightly odd; she normally appears whether I want her to or not.

Anyways, I’m guessing that she’s on vacation. (My luck certainly isn’t high enough for her to just go away permanently…)

That sort of reminds me of my vacations, though. I went to Oregon once. I got some pretty pictures. 🙂

Dark picture of clouds over mountains

Dramatic Fluffy Clouds in Oregon

I wonder if Fluffy is having as nice a vacation as I did? I also wonder what her home looked like… Huh.

Anyways, have a good night, readers!

 

I Think Male Computer Scientists Might Not Think The Way I Do…

A few minutes ago, I couldn’t find Fluffy anywhere, and I was having trouble thinking of a decent post. So naturally, when I saw a friend of mine, I asked him if he had any ideas for something totally fluffy, not related to animals.

His answer?

Pad Thai. Not just Pad Thai. Videos of Pad Thai being cooked. By street venders. (He was quite emphatic on that point.)

I don’t know quite what I expected, but that certainly was not it.

You know. Personally, when I think fluffy, I think of Google Image Searching either “cute owls“, “pygmy owls“, kittens, or puppies. (Seriously, you should try this.)

Anywho, have a great day!

Reflections on Reflections

Do you want to know something that’s been slightly bothering me?

Probably no-

Good! Reflections. And deepness.

People who reflect on things appear to be deep, right?

Probably…

Certainly in some cases. Anyways, that got me thinking… How did that happen? Because I mean, let’s face it. Deep things don’t always reflect things as clearly.

Bwa?

Think about mirrors. Mirrors reflect as close to perfectly as is possible, right? But how many truly deep mirrors do we see? And think about the atmosphere. When looking into space, that’s one of the deepest things we see. And that doesn’t reflect well at all.

So this leaves me with one conclusion. And I’ll work up to it:

Oh dear… I don’t think I want to know

“Deepness” as a person is determined by ability to reflect. Shallow things are able to reflect better than “deeper” things. So the only logical conclusion is that the only truly deep people are shallow people.

Yup, definitely didn’t want to know. How do you even come up with these ideas?

I’m just talented, I guess!

Anyways, here’s a nice shallow/deep/reflective picture just to finish matters:

trees reflected in a puddle

The shallow deepness of a tree reflection

Distracting Pictures

So, Webmaster…

Yes, Fluffy?

Given that you haven’t written the post for March 5th yet, does that mean I get to again?

Oh, right! I haven’t written anything yet. Hmm. I mean…

LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

Distraction Squirrel.

SQUIRREL!!

So, even though you didn’t write anything, you won’t let me write actual content for the post?

Nope.

Hmpf.

Ooh, I’ve got another perfect image for that!

Owl staring angrily at you

Fluffy Owl is not Amused

Really, you even decided to name the owl after me?

Well, doesn’t he look a bit like how you feel?

Ok, fair enough. But this still doesn’t make up for the lack of content.

Maybe not, but it worked, didn’t it?

Anyways, have a great day, folks!

Easy Medieval Dorm / Room Decorations: Fantasy Banners

I’ve mentioned that I like fantasy, right?

A few times, yes. Please don’t tell me we’re going to get a rundown on what the “anti-mermaid” is or something like that.

Ooh, I hadn’t even thought of that!

But no. Not this post. No, this post, I’m just showing off a bit.

You see, a couple of summers ago, I decided that my room needed to have a fantasy theme to it. So I made some really easy banners.

red phoenix on a white background banner

Phoenix red & white banner

Gold crown on a green banner background

Crown Banner

As you can see, they add a nice fantasy flair into the room. (I have several others, but they’re either not hung, or they’re in areas of my room that aren’t quite photo-worthy in terms of tidiness…)

Anyways, they’re really easy, and fairly cheap too.

I will hopefully upload a more complete tutorial soon, but here are the basic instructions:

  1. Cut a rectangle of fabric
  2. Fold fabric in half length-wise
  3. For a shape similar to the green: from the open end, cut diagonally up towards the fold. (approximately 15-degree angle. ish. Really, I just did it by eye.)

    picture showing how to get a banner similar to the green one

    How to get a green-banner-like shape

  4. For a shape closer to the phoenix banner, cut from the fold up towards the outside. (Again, I eye-balled it.)
    Cutting guide for a convex banner

    Cut along the dotted line to get a shape similar to the white banner’s.

  5. Cut a shape you like from another colored fabric
  6. Stitch to center of fabric.

Yay! You’ve now made a banner.

I used blue-tack to stick mine to the wall. Hypothetically it’ll come off without too much trouble, and it’s working for right now. The banners, after all, aren’t too heavy. Just some fabric and stitching.

Happy decorating!

HexaFlexagons, part 2

I did it! I made a Hexaflexagon!

Pictures, or it didn’t happen.

Will wonders never cease? Fluffy is actually asking for pictures?

Well, as you wish!

Closed green hexaflexagon

Closed green hexaflexagon

Hexaflexagon about to be opened

Hexaflexagon about to be opened

Hexaflexagon in the process of opening

Look! It opens!

Hexaflexagon that has been opened all the way

Flexed Hexaflexagon

Isn’t it purdy?

You are easily amused, aren’t you?

You have no idea…

Oh dear…

Well, happy Sunday, everyone! I hope you have a phenomenal week. 🙂

It is a Dark and Stormy Post…

As I write this post, it is a dark and stormy night. The wind is howling in the leaves, and (Lord willing) I will NEVER AGAIN NEED TO EXIT THE CAFETERIA INTO A HAILSTORM. Seriously. That was an absolute nuisance. And I GOT ICE IN MY HAIR. And it melted before I got a chance to see it!

Wow…

Isn’t that a little dramatic for you, Webmaster?

I’ll blame it on the weather.

But anyways, that is a marvelous segue.

One of my favorite forms of procrastination is looking at amusing websites. One that I absolutely love visiting annually is the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Opening Sentence contest.

You admire people who can write badly? That explains so much!

Hush, Fluffy.

Anyways, the contest is in “honor” of Bulwer-Lytton, the infamous author who first published a book with an opening sentence that contained the phrase “It was a dark and stormy night”.

This is definitely one of my favorite re-read websites. The sentences are so delightfully badly written! And actually, some of them look like they’d be the start of some very amusing books.

If you’re bored, or looking for a laugh, I highly recommend checking out the winners.

Bananagrams!

A friend of mine has introduced me to a game: “Bananagrams”.

It’s a rather fun game, and somewhat similar to scrabble. Another name for it is actually “Speed Scrabble.” Basically, all the tiles from scrabble go into the middle of the table (face-down), and there isn’t a board.

Tiles for Bananagrams

Bananagram Tiles

Each player then starts off with some number of tiles (twelve in our version.) Then each person tries to use their tiles to come up with as many connected words as possible. (Basically, imagine that you have your own small scrabble board in front of you.) More to the point, each person tries to use all their tiles. If someone does so, s/he shouts “peel”, and everyone takes a new tile.

Let me guess: Part of the purpose is to be as loud and obnoxious as possible when telling everyone to get a new tile?

How on Earth did you guess?

Alright, so it depends on who all is playing. There are some people who are so fast, they don’t have time to yell. Seriously. It’s like they’re just saying “Peelpeelpeelpeel…” over and over again. Those people are annoying.

Since you’re clearly not one of them, I’m not surprised.

How could you tell I’m not one of them?

You’re primarily writing this blog post in a monosyllabic vocabulary. With an occasional polysyllabic word to break up the monotony.

Oh. Good point.

Yeah, I’m not the best. But I have come up with a way to work against those wordier folks, though!

Oh? This worries me…

Yes. First, a bit more background. The game also lets you trade out tiles. You can put one of your tiles in the pile, and then take two more random tiles. Now, you can also put your discard tiles anywhere you choose. Also, you see, if someone calls “peel”, the players sometimes don’t look at where they take the tile from.

That makes it easier to damage other players’ tile selection. That way, if you get a harder to use word (like “Q”) you can put it in the area where the best choose from most often. That will sometimes slow them down, and may allow other players to catch up.

Even if that strategy doesn’t keep them from winning, it still can add laughter into the mix.

Anywho, I’ve found it to be a game that I surprisingly enjoy! I highly recommend trying it some time.