Tag Archives: real world

Robo-Penguin (for SCIENCE!)

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Greetings, readers!

I am here to inform you that a fluffy robot has been invented.

Ha! More stuff that’s better with fluff!

In this case, I might grant your point. This robot is stylized as a penguin, for the better examination of penguins in their native habitat. Because it is actually effective, and because it is for Science, I do not object to the fluff.

I hope you have an excellent Wednesday.

Fun with Skirts- Extra Momentum

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Greetings, readers!

I miss skirts.

Wait… Fluffy McGiggles said something… fluffy?

Hear me out before judging. I have reasons for liking skirts, and missing them in this land of the InterNet.

Of course you have reasons.

Yes. One word.

Momentum.

Yes, that is one word. But why do you like skirts?

That is one of the big reasons why.

Skirts add a lot of extra momentum to everyday life and activities. The longer the skirt, the more mass there is. The more mass there is, the more momentum you gain as you move. This is especially noticeable in activities like spinning.

The momentum, in turn, (so to speak) makes you feel stronger, more powerful, and more involved in whatever activity you are participating in.

…Ah.

I like feeling pretty, or at least like I’m nicely dressed, and skirts help make me feel pretty.

And that, readers, helps illustrates some of the differences between me and the Webmaster.

I hope you have an excellent week!

One of the weirdest glasses frames I have ever seen

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Readers, I am disturbed. And amused. But also disturbed.

Apparently, at least six years ago, somebody thought it would be worthwhile to make a set of glasses frames that has chopstick holders built into the frame.

Omigosh, that’s hilarious.

And disturbing.

I hope you have a good Thursday!

Carpet Infringement

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Greetings, readers!

I realize I am about a year late for this event, but I just discovered that some people on your world, when they attend “cons”, go “all out” for costumes. So much so, in fact, that they will create new fabric for their costumes.

What brought this to mind was an impressive one that imitated the carpet at the convention center, because they were stealth warriors.

Alas, they were later asked to stop producing the fabric. But the costumes are still remarkable!

I now want to move to Liechtenstein

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Hi, Fluffsters!

So, I read a great article that really makes me want to go to Liechtenstein. (Gosh, I’m so thankful for the copy and paste capabilities of computers. I would not have wanted to need to spell Liechtenstein from memory.)

So… Why do you think it is a good idea to move to a country whose name you cannot spell?

Because it’s small! And friendly looking! And THEY HAVE ROYALTY! And the royal family has the entire country over to their back yard for beer every year!

…I suppose I cannot argue with that kind of logic.

Ha! I knew you’d agree with me.

I never said that. I merely said I could not argue with that logic.

Well, happy Wednesday, everyone!

China is making Environmentally Friendly Towers

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Greetings, readers! I hope you are having a pleasant weekend so far.

I encountered a rather interesting article the other day, and I thought I would share it with you. It is perhaps not quite as fluffy as some things here, but it is difficult to out-fluff either the color scheme or the logo, so that is unsurprising.

The article in question discusses China’s new building project: An environmentally helpful set of towers. If it works out as it is supposed to, these buildings could be very interesting. Not only are the towers to be the two largest towers in the world, they will supposedly help clean the environment in the area. Especially given that China is home to some very polluted cities, supposedly, this is quite interesting news and technology. It would be interesting to inspect the technology more closely.

I wish you a happy Saturday.

Another “Tea” Interruption: Fake celebrity

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Greetings, readers!

I am once again hijacking the Webmaster’s train of never-ending tea posts to bring you a post about a very amusing prank I just read about. And I apologize for that sentence- it rather got away from me.

The prank: Some average New Yorker decided to impersonate a celebrity for a day, and film the experience. He is actually a non-celebrity. The resulting footage is amusing.

I hope you have an excellent Tuesday.

Really Interesting Vid about Celebrity Trailers

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Hello, Fluffsters!

Random trivia for you. Did you know that some trailers (as in the thing people drive) can cost more than a normal home?

Yup.

I just saw a very interesting video about some trailers that movie stars sometimes use when they’re on the go. Apparently these trailers are made special for them, and are designed to be kinda like the mansions a lot of these people are used to.

But it’s interesting all the detail that goes into them.

Some of the trailers are even two-storied!

You should totally watch the video.

Have a great Tuesday!

 

I have a new shiny!

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Hello, Fluffsters!

So, I’m really happy. I have a new shiny!

You got another ring?

What? No!

I got a new computer! Can’t you tell?

No… Why do you think I would be able to know?

Well, I’m using it to write this fluff post…

Webmaster, surely you do not think I can actually tell what computer you are using?

…Uh… No. No. Of course I wouldn’t think something like that…

But yeah.

So, I’m still getting to know the computer. I can’t quite tell whether it’s going to get a male or female pronoun associated with it yet, but it’s a sweet little machine!

It has its quirks, but so far they’re reasonable. For example, to save space, the “end”, “home”, “page up”, and “page down” buttons are hidden on the arrow keys. But it’s also got some really nice speakers! And some easy volume control sorts of things. F6, for example, is insta-mute. F7 is volume down, F8 is volume up. And it has an easy airplane mode button!

Also, it can go into tablet mode. And it’s thin, so it basically kinda works as a tablet!

As I said, it’s a sweet little machine.

Well, I hope you have a good day! Smile, it’s almost the weekend!

I saw a Star Destroyer!!

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Tuesday!

So, last night was fun. I got to see a real live Star Destroyer!

Wait, you something capable of destroying a star?

Well, kinda. Basically, it was made out of clouds…

Oh. You mean you saw a cool cloud formation.

Well, yes. But it looked like a Star Destroyer! I’m serious- just look at this!

A cloud star destroyer

The Star Destroyer is in the lower middle

I do not see anything of note…

Ok, I’ll isolate it for you.

A more focused look at the star destroyer cloud

A little less distractions…

Unfortunately, the pictures really don’t do it justice. But it seriously looked like a Star Destroyer. And it was really cool!

Anywho. I hope you have a good day!