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Someplace named a salt machine with song lyrics

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Hi!

I have decided I like Doncaster County. I don’t know where it is, but I like it anyway.

They apparently have a tradition of naming road machinery with designedly silly names. And late last year, they added “Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney”.

So, yeah. I’ve decided I like the county.

How’s your day going?

Dessert inspired thoughts

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I may have had a bit too much sugar at the time of writing this post. There was a dessert potluck that I went to. Which got me thinking. If someone brings a dessert that doesn’t get eaten at the potluck, if they’re not brownies, does that person still get the Brownie Points for bringing the dessert?

And on that note, I’ll wish you a Happy Friday, filled with Much Tasty Sugar!

COOL edible art I hadn’t seen before!

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Hi!

I recently found another lovely time-sink!

There is a thing called sculpted jell-o. Or, “Gelatin Art”. And there are YouTube videos of the things. And they are lovely.

I kinda wish I was more of a fan of gelatin desserts, so I could have more of an excuse to invest in this art style!

Enjoy!

Make hotel coffee at home in 4 easy steps!

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Hi!

So. Discovery of the day: Assuming you’ve met certain preconditions, you too can make cheap irritating hotel coffee at home!

Here’s how.

a) Stay at a hotel with a mini coffee pot. NOT a keurig. This step is essential.

2) Take the provided coffee grounds home. Preferably still in their bag, not loose. Just to clarify.

third) Brew at home. Yup. Just like usual. (Assuming you have a small coffee pot as well, though.

Last: Drink, and consider your terrible life choices. WHY DID I DO THIS. HOTEL COFFEE IS TERRIBLE. WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!–

–Hello.

The Webmaster seems to have gone into full “meltdown” mode.

In lieu of her usual greeting, I will instead fill in.

I hope you have a nice day, filled with not-terrible coffee.

Fun orchestra prank!

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Hi!

In case you couldn’t tell, I rather like musical pranks. And it turns out that some (probably high school) brass players in an orchestra did a quite nice one.

So, the orchestra was playing Prokofiev’s Dance of the Knights. And the brass… “fixed” it. (Keep watching. Worth it.)

Enjoy!

Star Wars prank

Wait for it… (via facebook.com/m.trombonist)classfm.co/GtNcEu

Posted by Classic FM on Thursday, May 17, 2018

Animals chase butterflies, too!

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I saw a video on Facebook the other day, with a penguin chasing a butterfly.

It’s adorable.

Enjoy!

Penguin chasing a butterfly

Penguin chasing a butterfly, and I didn't know how happy this would make me.

Posted by Sniffy Markers on Thursday, May 3, 2018

Like mud pie, only different

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Some folks are extremely talented with cake decorations. And sometimes, they seem to just have fun with it. So one baker, for example, ended up making a “trashed”/muddy wedding cake. And it’s lovely. (In a muddy sort of way.)

Enjoy!

Extreme Cake Makers: Farm Wedding Cake

Literally caked in mud.

Posted by E4 on Monday, May 7, 2018

Bother your friends in three easy steps!

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So. I had fun last night.

Ah, but did your friends?

I think so?

We were playing a game. It’s called “Betrayal at House on the Hill”.

It’s a horror-themed game, and I’d never played it before. And I think I was able to, umm…

Bother your friends, perhaps?

Well, yup. It was really fun!

So, here are three easy steps to do similar!

1. Play Betrayal at House on the Hill. (And yes, that title’s right, even though it looks like it’s missing an article. It’s not.)

One of the fun things about that game is that an “event” (called the Haunting) is sparked, and somebody ends up becoming the traitor. With their own particular (horror-themed) mission.

So, 2. Become the traitor. (Alas, this is randomly assigned. So, not entirely controllable…)

As you probably guessed, that randomly happened to me. And it was fun.

3. Play in as cheerful sunshiney a way as possible! Yup. The scenario was Cannibals. Civilized Cannibals. So naturally, that just requires all the sugar, spice, and everything nice! (See how even that has a slightly bothersome image now, in the context of cannibal?) And pleasant, civilized smile. It’s so delightful they’ll be joining you for dinner, after all!

And I wager you can do the same thing for other scenarios as well. Possibly not with the same amount of punnage, but certainly with comparable happy-cheerful-you’re-all-going-to-die!-ness.

(Even though they did actually win.)

Yep. It was fun.

Have a lovely day!