Rainbows. They’re really pretty. And slightly… creepy
Rainbows are creepy?!
Yes! The way that they follow you around, waiting for you to discover them?
WHAT are you talking about?
Rainbows! I’ve said that already!
Ok. And by Rainbows, do you mean creepy guys in hooded masks that sneak from bush to bush?
No! I mean the pretty things that are usually found in the sky, but sometimes on the ground. And are really pretty.
I was afraid you were going to say that. So tell me again, how the brassicae fati are rainbows creepy?
Well, you see, everyone sees a different rainbow. So if that’s the case, than everyone has their own unique rainbow, right?
If everyone has their own unique rainbow, that means that (in order for the rainbow to be found everywhere rainbows are found) the rainbow must follow you around. So that if ever the time arises, your rainbow pops out and says “Surprise! I’m your rainbow! I’ve gotten a little cosmetic surgery done, but do you still like me? I like you! I’ve been following you everywhere!”
OMGZ YORE MY FAVORITEZ!
And people are normally all, like, “Aww, that’s so sweet little rainbow! I’m so happy you’re following me everywhere begging for my attention!” and they’re serious. I mean really. If a person did that, wouldn’t it be creepy? If a puppy does that, isn’t it annoying? But it’s a rainbow, so everyone’s okay with this! We have problems, people!
That is disturbing!
Thank you!
No, not that. You.
HOW DO YOU EVEN COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?!
I don’t know. It just… comes to me. And then keeps me up all night. You know?
Oh, Caffeine! I understand now.
Well, Webmaster, I’d recommend getting some sleep. You’ve shared enough disturbingness for one day.
What?
Oh, ok.
Well, Happy Tuesday, everyone! I hope your week’s going well. And steer clear of the rainbows. They may look innocent, but I’m sure that deep down, they’re just waiting for a chance to strangle somebody.
Different colors of light are waiting to strangle y-
Oh, nevermind.
Please, readers, remember. These views do not reflect my own. Rainbows are totally harmless, and quite pretty to look at. And if they are following me around, I’m fairly sure there’s nothing serious they can do.
That’s what they want you to think.
As I was saying, please, just have a good day, okay? You know, happy Tuesday! And all that good stuff. And again, please just try to ignore the webmaster. In fact, I’m seriously tempted to just delete this po-
DON’T YOU DARE!
Fine. I guess I won’t actually delete this post. Happy Tuesday.