About Fluffy McGiggles

Greetings, reader! I am Fluffy McGiggles. In my world, I was an actress of the strongest sort, the melodramatic sort. Recently, I find myself confined to this... website, as its anthrompomorphization and personality. The Webmaster and I have a bit of a dispute as to how this should be run. The Webmaster can change anything I do, but I can also change anything the Webmaster does. However, the Webmaster can also delete me at will. So that means I'm temporarily behaving myself. This is my own choice, however, contrary to anything The Webmaster may say. So, don't blame me for the over-the-topness of the website. You have been warned.

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Deep, Philosophical Question

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Uh, Webmaster?

Yes, Madam McGiggles?

Are you sure this post’s title is correct?

I think so…

Do you mean to tell me you’re going to be asking a deeper question on this blog? Finally?

Not really.

Today, I’m sharing a YouTube video that helps ask a deep question. It also has a really cute tune, and it’s got a nice sound to it.

…Oh.

Yes.

The song is “Why Am I Me” from the musical Shenandoah.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Dread Gazebo

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Greetings, readers! I wish you a joyous beginning to your week.

I recently came across a story again that I did not realize I had not already shared with you.

…I think your sentence broke…

I am going to ignore that, especially as the sentence is not particularly relevant.

For you see, the relevant point is that I encountered an amusing story that I wish to share with you. It is a story of a Gazebo.

I am going to provide some background for you first, however. Just in case you are not aware, a gazebo is basically an outdoor, house-like structure. (Wikipedia provides a more in depth explanation.)

Next, if you are not aware of what a role play game is, you might want to read this Wikipedia article that describes Dungeons and Dragons.

Now, you are ready. There is a legend about a dread Gazebo. It is a worthy tale, and very much worth reading.

I hope you have an excellent week.

How many Peeps can a 50 caliber go through?

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Greetings, readers!

I give you my sincerest apologies for not having posted an Easter post earlier. I would normally wait until next year to make up for a lack of Easter posts, but a reader just sent me a link to a marvelous Easter (or Post-Easter) themed YouTube video, and I enjoyed it far too much to wait until next year.

Without further ado, “How Many Peeps does a 50 Cal Go Through?”

I hope you have found inspiration for what to do with your leftover Easter Marshmallow Candy.

If the gun idea does not appeal to you, however, fear not! For behold, there is an alternative way to eliminate excess peeps: Peep Jousting.

Is that not a marvelous use of leftovers?

If you end up microwaving your peeps for the purpose of jousting, please send pictures for this blog! I would enjoy sharing them.

I wish you a happy Tuesday.

Game Idea

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Greetings, readers!

I had a idea a while ago, and I am now writing it down. How would it work to have a three-person game of chess?

Here is how it would work: You would have three people playing, alternating which color they play each turn. The first person, let us call it person A, would start, with white. Person B would continue with black. Person C would then play as white. Person A would go back to black.

That particular method would completely change the strategy of the game.

If anyone tries this version, please let me know.

GDP Per State

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Greetings, readers! I hope your Monday is starting well.

A reader recently submitted an interesting article. It is an article that includes a rather remarkable graph- which country has a GDP comparable to particular states of the union. It is worth investigating.

I hope your week goes well.

One of the WEIRDEST experiences of my YouTube career…

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Greetings, readers!

I hope you are having a tolerable Thursday.

As I was asking YouTube for content, to try to find something worthwhile for your daily fluff, I had an odd experience.

I was listening to The Riddle from The Scarlet Pimpernel. (More accurately, I was listening to a playlist from The Scarlet Pimpernel, and The Riddle happened to be the one I was listening to at the time.) As the list was progressing, from a fantastic musical interpretation of Game Theory and deception to the overture of a musical dealing with spies and the French Revolution, YouTube decided to play an advertisement for me. It was an advertisement for “the Happies”- seemingly robotic dogs. Regardless, it was one of the most bizarre juxtapositions- Grandiose, melodramatic minor-key deep music, to “bubblegum pop” style “Meet the Happies!!1!”. (The typo was intentional for the purpose of illustrating a point, by the way.)

I think the only weirder advertisement experience I have had through YouTube was a time when an advertisement for a movie where mustaches are space aliens came on. That was weird simply because of the content matter- this one was weird because of the juxtaposition.

But what about you, readers? Have you had any odd YouTube advertisement experiences?

I got pranked good…

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Hello, Fluffsters. I hope your April 1 went ok.

I got pranked.

The place I frequently eat at- you know, the place with the Lemon Dessert– pulled a fast-one on me. They claimed to have Guacamole.

In reality, it was this… stuff:

"Guacamole" of a yellowish hue with corn chips.

That is supposedly guacamole. (With chips, of course.)

The picture makes it look a tad more yellow than it really was. It tasted a lot more like sour-cream, though. In fact, I’m not sure I could taste the avocado. It must have had some, since it was a greenish color, but it certainly wasn’t guacamole.

And yet I got some.

Well done, food service, well done.

Changing a Universe

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Greetings, readers.

I recently came across a rather interesting question- if you could move to any alternate universe (not your own), exactly as you are (you do not gain any special powers beyond what you already have), where would you make the most impact?

Ooh, fun question! That’s actually a bit difficult. The “impact” aspect is one I hadn’t considered before!

I think I would probably want to move to the Eddings universe where The Belgariad took place, I’m not sure I could actually make much of a change there. Or any change, really. Even if I could, I wouldn’t want to.

And it would just be so depressing to be so far behind the curve in either any sci-fi or fantasy world.

Huh. Fluffy, what about you?

After some thought and consideration, and because the question does not specify positive or negative impact-

– oh dear-

I would have to say the universe where Veggie Tales takes place. After all, where else can you destroy an entire universe, just by being yourself?

Uh… wait…

WHAT?!?!

Extra large salad anyone?

That’s horrible!

Yes. But it does cause a change. In fact, I think it causes the largest change possible, given my current talents. I, after all, was never particularly adept at handling the magic even on my own world.

What about you, readers? What would your answer to this question be?