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Fluffy Snow!

Snow is delightfully fluffy. Especially when it falls in large flakes. As I’m writing this, it looks like I’m in a world of a snowglobe.

Seriously. It’s gorgeous.

Tree and large snow flakes.

And another:

Snow, tree, and building

So, let me guess. Going off of the logic from Thursday, this qualifies as an over two-thousand word post, rather than less than 100?

You bet!

You know, sometimes I think you’re just lazy.

And other times, I know you’re just lazy.

I’d like to see you do any better, madam McGiggles! Especially when an annoying entity is making snide remarks every few sentences!

I already have. Have you seen my previous posts?

Nonetheless, your challenge is accepted. Tomorrow, I’ll do the “Fluff” again. And rest assured, it will actually have text.

Hm. I’m not sure that’s quite what I meant to do…

Too late. I’m planning out my post already.

Well, see you again tomorrow, folks!

On the bright side, I guess that means I’ll get to make snide remarks. 🙂

If I can…

Anyways, have a great day, and thanks for reading! I’ll see you soon!

The Poetry of Bees

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I recently remembered a poem I composed a while ago for my sister’s benefit. I think I’m going to share it with you.

I think that I shall never see

a person who is like a bee.

For bees are striped and we are not,

Although we sometimes do wear spots.

Thank you.

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If you haven’t already, you’re going to give someone nightmares.

Smudgy Unicorn

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Towards the end of last year, I started to work a bit on some artsy-ish stuff. One of my more recent ones is a Unicorn I did in the same colors as TotalFluff.

Smudgy Unicorn in Pastels

Webmaster, you really need to work on getting some content…

But… this is content! After all, a picture’s worth 1000 words, right?

Not where I’m from. Seriously, you need to work on getting content.

But isn’t that your self-proclaimed job? To give this site content?

That’s just because you won’t. I do need to take care of myself.

That’s beside the point. The point of this post is that I drew a picture, and I thought it was fluffy enough to share. 🙂

Anyways, have a great day!

Indeed. Please try to have a great day. Despite the Webmaster’s post…

Puppy dogs!

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Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve beaten Fluffy to a “Daily Fluff” post! Anyways, don’t worry. I haven’t actually disappeared.

Darn.

Hey, be nice.

Anyways, I’m here to fix a serious wrong: there still aren’t enough cute animal pictures. And there aren’t really any hosted on this webpage.
I’m going to slightly fix this.

The one on the left is about half-Bichon, half-poodle. The grumpy one on the right is pure-bread Bichon

Wait, those are dogs?

Of course. What did you think they were?

Well, back home we call them “cotton-balls”

…

Anywho, have a great day!

Snow.

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Hello, readers! I currently live in an area that gets snow.

There are places on your world that do not get snow?

Actually, yes. I used to live in an area that didn’t, so frozen wet stuff that falls from the sky is still quite the novelty, and I’m really enjoying it.

You. Are. Weird.

Hey, be nice.Anyways, one of the things that occurred to me as I was watching the snow fall recently is this:

Giant pillow fight, anyone?

What if a snowstorm is just a huge, tremendous pillow fight? And it’s pillow fluff that’s falling from the skies?

Also, some of the windows make this odd humming sound when there’s wind. So, it actually sounds a bit like a kazoo.

So I have it figured out! Snowstorms are huge pillow fights. Windstorms are some sort of heavenly orchestra. (Don’t ask me why they only have a kazoo.) And blizzards? They’re some sort of epic-snow-storm-movie-scene with orchestral accompaniment. (Still only with kazoo, though.)

This is your cat in New Zealand.

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Did you know cats kill birds?

No, really? I would never have known if you hadn’t told me…

Oh good. I’m glad I could inform you! Now that we have that background out there, did you know that New Zealand does not like this behavior amongst cats? In fact, they dislike it enough to want to ban pet cats. (Offsite Link.) Seriously. They’re even creating a campaign to encourage people to abandon their cats by creating posters of the cats as demon-kitties.

This is how New Zealand thinks you view your cat.

How New Zealand views your cat

There’s one serious flaw, though: their campaign posters have the distinct misfortune of being adorable. Seriously.

So, you’re saying that New Zealand is having bird-population issues, but they’re being killed off by cats, and so they’re trying (but failing due to fluffiness of cats) to get rid of the cats? YES. This just demonstrates why too much fluff is an atrocity! REMOVE THE FLUFF!

Wait, are you trying to say that it’s a good thing to remove cats? Or that it’s ineffective for them to use so much fluff in their campaigns?

Let me put it this way: If you’re trying to encourage people to get rid of something, should you really make the “evil form” of something absolutely adorable?

Exactly.

So… wait, you’re acknowledging that too much fluff is bad?

… I’ll get back to you on that.

Anyways, thank you for reading this fluff of the day! I hope you have a fantastic, fluffy filled day. 🙂

Public Service Announcement

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Greetings, readers!

I have a public service announcement: I have glow in the dark silly putty.

That is all. Thank you.

Wait, that’s it?

All that build-up, and no content?

Well, this website is called ‘total fluff’. But since you asked…

Shoot. I did not mean to do that…

Here are some picture!

Alien Ooze Smart Mass Thinking Putty

LOTS of putty!

Horse’s Head of Putty. Really.

Isn’t it awesome? If you want your own, you can get it from Thinkgeek.com

Thank you for looking! Have a great day. 🙂

…

That was what you made a ‘public service announcement about?

Ok, for the record, I officially do not know the Webmaster. I’ve never met her face to face. Thank you for your attention.

Have a great day!

Doggies in the Office

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Hello, everyone!

I came to the realization that my website is lacking. Tremendously lacking.

You can say that again…

I’m not even going to respond to that.

Anyways, it’s lacking in terms of cute animals. Or animals of any kind. Yes, there’s the crocheted unicorn in the banner, but that’s it.

Today’s fluff is designed to fix that. Without further ado, here’s an offsite link to what would happen if doggies worked in the office.

Earrings can be expensive.

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Hello, readers! Today’s fluff of the day talks a bit about money, and how to spend it. Or how other people have or will spend theirs. I hope you’re bored, because there really isn’t much point to this.

Isn’t that what fluff is?

Someday, Fluffy, you’re not actually going to make annoying comments when I’m trying to write something.

Quite right. Some day, you’ll come around to my way of thinking and realize that I’m not the annoying one on this site.

Very funny. Not.

Anyways, just a heads up: All links go off-site.

Did you know that earrings can cost as much as Oscar Wilde’s house? I’m not making this up. Apparently, a bit more than a week ago, some $1.8 MILLION earrings made the news. And I thought 60-Euro gold-plated staples were expensive!