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Jungle Book Reboot Trailer- WHAT THE HECK?!

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

I AM OFFICIALLY CONFUSED.

Again?

…yes. At least it’s been a while since I’ve posted about it this time. But, yeah.

You see, I knew that Disney had been going through live-action reboots of their old classics. And I knew that Jungle Book was one on their list. And if I hadn’t been so distracted by the upcoming release of Beauty and the Beast with Emma Watson as Belle, I would probably have been a little more excited about it when I first found out.

After all, the animated version was a fun kids’ movie, with some delightfully cheerful music. And the book had a similarly whimsical tone to it. Granted, there was definitely some slightly darker material, but overall it was a kids’ story. Kipling is like that.

And now the new trailer is out.

Have you watched it yet? I’ll wait.

So, done watching?

My question is this: WHAT DOES DISNEY THINK IT’S DOING WITH THE STORY?

THAT TRAILER IS DARK AND LOOKS LIKE IT’S HEADING TOWARDS A PG-13 RATING!!

I mean, seriously.

Here are some reasons I expect a PG-13 movie, judging from the trailer.

1) The whole thing is narrated from Kaa’s perspective. That’s instant creep-factor right there. (Nice going having another female villain-y type person, though…)

2)The setting looks intense. They used a live-action TIGER. As the VILLAIN. (In Life of Pi, at least the tiger was a semi-protagonist… or something.)

3) They’re STEALING A LOT FROM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. First, they point out that it’s from the same studio. THEN they use pretty much the SAME STYLE OF MUSIC. Down to some of the SAME MOTIFS. Seriously! LISTEN TO IT!

So, yeah. This looks like it’s not exactly going to be the little kids’ movie that the animated version was. Or the whimsical kids’ story that Kipling wrote.

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Even so, it might be a good movie. Just… not the one I was (am?) expecting. I’m not sure. Disney kindof also did the whole bait and switch thing with Maleficent, with making it look dark and then still having it be pretty much a cheesy kids’ movie.

And they ended it with a whistling of Bear Necessities / Bare Necessities. Which… really didn’t fit the tone. O_o But whatever. Their trailer. Not mine.

Yeah. So, I’m really not sure what to think, besides, “WHAT THE HECK?!?!”

It could be interesting.

More Harry Potter Inspired Cool Stuff: CLOCKS!!

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

So, I just found out today that someone’s created a clock that’s inspired by Molly Weasley’s clock from the Harry Potter series.

It looks pretty cool, and I am very happy that somebody thought to use technology like that!

Have a lovely Tuesday!

Annual Reminder that This YouTube Video Exists

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

First of all, my apologies for either the lateness or earliness of the post. (I’m assuming it’s late. But, yeah.)

Second, this post is in honor of either “Pumpkin Spice Lattes are now available from Starbucks again” day (in which case I’m late), or a celebration of Fall (September 23, in which case I’m early.)

Third, in honor of those, here’s a YouTube video I’m wanting to ensure never dies.

Stay safe!

This is hilarious for anyone who lived downstairs.

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

So, a friend of mine shared this. And as I’m currently living “downstairs” from people, this is absolutely hilarious. (Head’s up, there’s a borderline not-quite-100% totally homeschool / 10-year-old friendly moment.)

Enjoy!

I apologize for this post, but it’s necessary.

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

First of all, let me say right here that I am really sorry about this post. But as I was talking to a friend last night, I realized that it was necessary.

For, you see, there are people who are unaware of “it’s a Small World.”

I talked with one of them yesterday.

And so, I’m finding it absolutely necessary to post a video of the ride.

I would tell you to enjoy, but I doubt that will happen. So, yeah. Good luck making it all the way through the video.

Sometimes you need a “make me happy” wall

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

So, this is kinda silly and random. But I have a section of my home-wall that is devoted to miscellaneous cute artwork, things people have given me, wedding invitations, letters, and other things that make me smile. And I highly recommend getting something like that for home decorations. It’s nice looking at it and seeing reasons to smile.

Have a lovely day!

Sweet, Sad, Creepy, Adorable short movie about a Dog

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

I’m not sure if you’ve seen the movie “Steadfast Stanley” before or not. It’s a short film that came out a while ago. It’s really cute. It’s also a bit sad and creepy. But it ends well. So you should spend a few minutes of your time and watch it.

Enjoy!

Too-Lengthy Passwords can be Annoying

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

As I was logging on to write a fluff post for today, I had no clue. And then I started to log on, and now I have a topic.

LENGTHY PASSWORDS ARE ANNOYING.

This is especially true when your password is longer than your browser shows characters for. Thus, it’s hard to tell if your keystroke actually wasn’t recorded, or whether the non-update was due simply to length of the box.

As I said, annoying.

What about you? Do you have any password peeves?

Fairs are “fair”-ly awesome.

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

So, yesterday, I had the fun opportunity to go to the Los Angeles County Fair.

And I have conclusive evidence that food at fairs can be really, really weird.

After all, where else can you buy fried cheese on a stick?

Fried Cheese on a Stick

Fried Cheese on a Stick. Because why not.

Or “completely fried peanut-butter pickles”? (Or anything having to do with peanut butter and pickles as the same “food” item, EVER?)

The deep-fried cookie dough might actually be decent.

See the Peanut Butter Pickles listed in the middle…?

So, yeah. As I said. I think this is conclusive evidence.

I hope you have a lovely Monday!

Footage of the War Dance — I will NOT be defeated!

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

As you may recall from a couple days ago, I first encountered a very creepy balloon. And yesterday, when I was going to post footage, the balloon apparently attacked my computer, as I was unable to turn the thing on.

Well, I have recently resolved the situation, and now have a new computer. (The thing likely killed the motherboard on my other computer. I am NOT particularly happy about this.)

And so, I can now finally upload the footage the Balloon must have not wanted me to share.

If there is secret meaning to this balloon’s dance, I hope you can find it, for I’m at a loss.

Well, happy Sunday! I hope you stay safe from warrior balloons.

Th