Category Archives: fluffy

The Mary Sue and “Protagonist Flaws”

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Greetings, reader! It is I again, Fluffy McGiggles, Melodramatic Actress Extraordinaire.

As demonstrated by that overly flowery introduction sentence.

Today, I bring a tale of woe to you about writing. For you see, readers, there exists out there an evil character masquerading as good. She sneaks upon you unexpectedly, and corrupts whatever writing she manages to infiltrate. She is… the Mary Sue.

What, you ask, is the Mary Sue? Well, she is the “perfect” character. As in, she literally has no flaws. Any “flaws” that she has would, in other characters (or in real life people) be considered virtues. This list of “flaws only a protagonist could have” essentially summarizes the Mary Sue set of character flaws. The list is quite amusing, also.

Alas, I fear that there will always be Mary Sues in works of writing, especially as teenage girls are now capable of posting their works of written fiction online. However, I hope that some will avoid them.

If you have encountered a Mary Sue, I give you my sincerest sympathy, and hope that you have managed to escape relatively unscathed.

I now wish you a joyous Wednesday.

Engineers Again

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Greetings, readers! I bid thee a joyous Tuesday.

I recently encountered this amusing tale about a company problem.

It involves a multi-million dollar decision from a CEO and a solution that may or may not be expected by some people.

I encourage you to read it.

I hope you enjoy.

Witty Responses

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Greetings, Readers!

Today, I am here to assist you with your attempts at humorous responses to people in general.

Sometimes, people use particular words to take up space in a conversation. When such phrases occur, if you memorize a few witty responses, you can sometimes lighten the mood.

With you, dear reader, in mind, here is a short list of:

Some Witty Responses to Some Normal Phrases

1) “So”. This “phrase” is traditionally used to change the topic, or to continue a previous topic, but in a slightly awkward fashion. You see this one used in writing. When it is used for the purpose of being a time filler, or when it seems appropriate and does not seem to blend in too well with the next word, you can add “said the seamstress.” (Or tailor, if you prefer.)

The explanation behind this: A homophone of “so” is “sew”. Tailors and seamstresses sew. Ergo, “‘sew,’ said the seamstress.”

2) “Well.” This phrase is used similarly to “so.” If there is an appropriate pause, adding “a deep subject” can be droll. After all, wells (from which many gather water) are deep. Therefore, a well would, in fact, be a deep subject.

3) “Bye.” I assume you all know when this one is used. An amusing comeback to this one is “sell.” (This, obviously, works off the pun between bye/buy.)

3b) “Sell.” If someone uses this fluff response on you, there is a way to respond to this. “Phones.” The exchange therefore turns into “bye sell phones”, or “Buy cellphones.”

And with that, readers, I hope your conversations become a bit wittier. I also bid thee a joyous weekend.

“Fun” with national anthems

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Greetings, readers! I wish you a happy Friday.

As you are aware, I am studying your culture. One of the aspects I find particularly fascinating is your music. Well, I recently discovered this particular interesting video. It is of the United States National Anthem, but sung in minor key.

I hope you enjoy.

“Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman”

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Readers, your world is still confusing to me.

I recently encountered an odd video on YouTube that has received over one million views. It is called “Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman.”

It is basically a 7 minute long video of this fellow… making tea, in slow motion, with a dramatic soundtrack. Why is this so popular?

I hope you have a good Thursday.

Dread Gazebo

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Greetings, readers! I wish you a joyous beginning to your week.

I recently came across a story again that I did not realize I had not already shared with you.

…I think your sentence broke…

I am going to ignore that, especially as the sentence is not particularly relevant.

For you see, the relevant point is that I encountered an amusing story that I wish to share with you. It is a story of a Gazebo.

I am going to provide some background for you first, however. Just in case you are not aware, a gazebo is basically an outdoor, house-like structure. (Wikipedia provides a more in depth explanation.)

Next, if you are not aware of what a role play game is, you might want to read this Wikipedia article that describes Dungeons and Dragons.

Now, you are ready. There is a legend about a dread Gazebo. It is a worthy tale, and very much worth reading.

I hope you have an excellent week.

How many Peeps can a 50 caliber go through?

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Greetings, readers!

I give you my sincerest apologies for not having posted an Easter post earlier. I would normally wait until next year to make up for a lack of Easter posts, but a reader just sent me a link to a marvelous Easter (or Post-Easter) themed YouTube video, and I enjoyed it far too much to wait until next year.

Without further ado, “How Many Peeps does a 50 Cal Go Through?”

I hope you have found inspiration for what to do with your leftover Easter Marshmallow Candy.

If the gun idea does not appeal to you, however, fear not! For behold, there is an alternative way to eliminate excess peeps: Peep Jousting.

Is that not a marvelous use of leftovers?

If you end up microwaving your peeps for the purpose of jousting, please send pictures for this blog! I would enjoy sharing them.

I wish you a happy Tuesday.

Game Idea

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Greetings, readers!

I had a idea a while ago, and I am now writing it down. How would it work to have a three-person game of chess?

Here is how it would work: You would have three people playing, alternating which color they play each turn. The first person, let us call it person A, would start, with white. Person B would continue with black. Person C would then play as white. Person A would go back to black.

That particular method would completely change the strategy of the game.

If anyone tries this version, please let me know.

GDP Per State

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Greetings, readers! I hope your Monday is starting well.

A reader recently submitted an interesting article. It is an article that includes a rather remarkable graph- which country has a GDP comparable to particular states of the union. It is worth investigating.

I hope your week goes well.