Did you know cats kill birds?
Oh good. I’m glad I could inform you! Now that we have that background out there, did you know that New Zealand does not like this behavior amongst cats? In fact, they dislike it enough to want to ban pet cats. (Offsite Link.) Seriously. They’re even creating a campaign to encourage people to abandon their cats by creating posters of the cats as demon-kitties.
This is how New Zealand thinks you view your cat.
How New Zealand views your cat
There’s one serious flaw, though: their campaign posters have the distinct misfortune of being adorable. Seriously.
So, you’re saying that New Zealand is having bird-population issues, but they’re being killed off by cats, and so they’re trying (but failing due to fluffiness of cats) to get rid of the cats? YES. This just demonstrates why too much fluff is an atrocity! REMOVE THE FLUFF!
Wait, are you trying to say that it’s a good thing to remove cats? Or that it’s ineffective for them to use so much fluff in their campaigns?
Let me put it this way: If you’re trying to encourage people to get rid of something, should you really make the “evil form” of something absolutely adorable?
Exactly.
So… wait, you’re acknowledging that too much fluff is bad?
… I’ll get back to you on that.
Anyways, thank you for reading this fluff of the day! I hope you have a fantastic, fluffy filled day. 🙂
