Things To Do For the 4th of July That Require No Planning

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Hello, Fluffsters!

Happy 4th of July! Especially to any Americans out there. I mean, happy 4th of July to everyone, but it’s a bit more of a holiday for Americans than for others. You know.

So in honor of today, I came up with

Some activities you can do that require no prior planning:

a) Sit in a corner and think. Unless you don’t have a corner. In which case, just find somewhere else to sit. You might, if you have the materials, even take a picnic blanket and some food and go down to your nearest park, especially if it’s walking distance. Otherwise, don’t bother- the parking probably isn’t worth it.

2) Read a book. Now, you might be thinking this requires some pre-planning. But it does not. You are looking at this blog post on the internet, so therefore you have internet access. If you have internet access, you have Project Gutenberg access. You therefore also have access to a large, free library. Enjoy your free ebooks!

That’s actually about what I can come up with for activities that require no pre-planning, and that are actually different from each other. I mean, seriously. I could mention think about story ideas, or imagine something, but that’s essentially the same thing as sitting in a corner and thinking. So, yeah.

Happy Friday! Enjoy your weekend!

A nice feature I found on my computer!

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Hi, Fluffsters! Happy Thursday!

So, I just discovered a really, really nice feature that came with my new computer.

Of course, it’s only really nice because the computer itself has a slightly more than slightly annoying, uh, “feature” with it… but that’s beside the point. Because there’s a way to fix that problem, and I’m now happy with that!

You see, my mouse touch thingy was a bit too sensitive. Especially while I was typing. I can’t tell you how many paragraphs from fluff posts I’ve almost entirely deleted, before realizing my mistake.

… It is almost a pity you did discover the problems.

Well if I hadn’t, the grammar would have been even worse than usual.

It is as I said: almost a pity.

Ah. You’re too kind.

I know.

Oh. That was sarcasm again, wasn’t it?

Anywho.

So, what I discovered is that there’s a way to set my mousepad thingy feature so that if I double-click in the upper lefthand corner, it turns my mousey off. Or on, if it’s off already.

It is so nice to have control over my computer again!

Just to clarify, Webmaster…

Yes, Fluffy?

We received all that buildup for… a single sentence?

Technically two.

I guess you are correct.

Anywho. Have a great day!

Different Images of Beauty

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Greetings, readers!

I hope that life on your world is going well.

Speaking of your world, I encountered a rather interesting article that illustrates different cultures’ perceptions of beauty. It is quite interesting.

What happened was that a young woman was curious about the topic. She therefore took a picture of herself, and sent it to photoshoppers around the world.

The results are quite interesting, as they show a variety of changes based on the culture.

I encourage you to check it out. It was interesting.

I made dinner and it didn’t epically fail!

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Tuesday!

So, last night, I made dinner for like the first time! And it turned out well!

…Even if it didn’t turn out all at the same time.

…What do you mean by that?

Oh. That does call for a bit more explanation, doesn’t it.

Yes, Webmaster, it does.

Ok. Well, at about 3:00, I decided that I wanted to cook dinner tonight, instead of having my family do it like normal. This was inspired, in part, by my having been looking at recipes for chicken and bread and other yummy stuffs. So, I found a recipe, found a bread recipe I wanted to try, checked the ingredients, and started making dinner!

What I didn’t realize was that the bread needed three hours to rise… And I didn’t get to the part where it needed to rise until about 3:30. And that didn’t include time it takes to knead dough, or do other necessary things to it… Or baking time. So, we did not have that bread with dinner. Fortunately, from my perspective, my mother was able to go to the store and get some crescent rolls we were able to have with.

So I made pasta-

–Oh goody. So impressive.

No. As in, I made pasta. Flower, water, oil, egg, mix it in a machine, and extrude spaghetti (in this case.)

And I also made Chicken Scampi.

…Did you magically create a chicken somehow, or is it like what it sou

No, that one’s exactly the way it sounds. Or reads.

I can never tell exactly how to describe it…

Anywho. So, my mother bought bread, and cooked green beans. And it turned out really well!

And then, about two-and-a-half-hours later, the dinner rolls I was making came out of the oven, and they also turned out pretty well!

So, overall, it was a success. I need to work on my timing, but everything turned out well, so I’m happy.

Anywho, have a good day!

A (relatively) New AVByte Musical: Disney Villains

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Greetings, readers.

I have recently discovered that I missed a fun YouTube video for an entire month. Apparently YouTube decided to hide it from me… I will be talking to him about it later.

Regardless, here is a new musical movie from AVByte, inspired by the Disney Villains.

Enjoy.

Beginner’s Guide to Watching Star Trek: Iconic Episodes

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Sunday!

It’s still the weekend, so I thought of more fun things for you to do. You can watch some Star Trek!

I have thoroughly enjoyed watching a number of Star Trek episodes and movies and stuffs. I was very blessed to have a Trekkie father, so he would often watch Star Trek with me and my sister during Father/Daughter time, and it was fun.

All that to say that I’ve been a Trek fan for the vast majority of my life, so I have some tips for if you haven’t already become a Trekkie.

First, some background. By today’s standards, the special effects (especially of The Original Series) are not that fantastic… They’re really not. But they supposedly were at the time. So, just keep that in mind.

Next, if you’re going to be watching the Original Series, I would recommend either watching it when you’re wanting the equivalent of a B-Rated Movie, or with a group of friends who want to make fun of something. It’s got some fun stuff, but the acting (especially Captain Kirk, played by William Shatner) is… just… calling for mockery. Not all the actors are. But Kirk especially is.

It can be a lot of fun to watch. Quite amusing. Especially if you’re expecting it.

Next, don’t feel like you have to watch all the original series before moving on to the later (better) series. In fact, I’ve figured out a few episodes that really hit all the main plots of The Original Series (TOS).

First, you’ll want to watch Arena. That’s probably one of the most iconic episodes. In part because it has one of the stupidest alien costumes of all time. But it also completely illustrates one of the genres of Star Trek. And a lot of “red-shirt” deaths. This is a season 1 episode, so you might want to start with it first.

Next, and incidentally there’s one that falls into this category immediately after Arena, is a time travel episode. My personal favorites of these is “Tomorrow is Yesterday.” However, “City on the Edge of Tomorrow” is another iconic one, and so might be a better one. It’s up to you, though. “Tomorrow is Yesterday” is a bit less serious…

Third is another really iconic episode. “Trouble with Tribbles.” Seriously, you need to watch that one. It’s so important that it gets referenced by a later series. And there are tribbles in the reboot. And you can purchase electronic tribbles. Basically, tribbles are everywhere. So, yeah. You might want to know about Tribbles.

The fourth of “The Iconic Episodes”, and one that gets referenced a few times, is “Mirror Mirror.” This is the traditional parallel universe episode. So, I’ve only really seen it once or twice, I think, but it is also an important one. Although, I’ll completely leave that up to you.

Those are my basic “must see” episodes. There are some extra episodes that are “good to have”, but if you want to move on to the other serieses, those are good foundation episodes, or the episodes that people reference a lot. This does not include the movies that people reference. But it does have a lot of the most mentioned episodes.

Maybe some other post I’ll include other supplemental episodes you might want to watch. Huh.

Anywho, have fun!

Hazards of Reading Quickly

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Hello, Fluffsters!

It’s SATURDAY!!! You know what that means, right?

It’s the Weekend! You have time for things, like reading this blog! Yay! And reading!

And that brings me to the topic of today’s post: The-

-Hazards of Reading Quickly?

You stole my header.

Yes, I did.

Well, you’re right.

It is only reasonable that I guess your content quickly. After all, when you write your title before any other content, I can see that.

Dangit, you’re right. Hmpf.

Well, yeah. Hazards of being able to read quickly. I’m getting there. Here are some hazards

1) It’s hard to find enough reading material. Especially when you’re as picky as I am about what you like in novels.

2) You stay up way too late to finish the book. When your reading rate for the average book is between 80 and a hundred pages an hour, you can get through books fairly quickly. And you know that you can get through the book fairly quickly. Chapters usually take less than a quarter of an hour, so you surely have time for that next chapter! And you know you do, too… Similarly, when you’re close to the end of the book, you know that you can, in fact, stay up and finish the book. You might be up a bit later than you want, but only by a couple of hours. And you’ll actually be able to finish the book…

3) Sometimes, you get bad habits. At least, I do. I have some really bad reading habits. Much of my reading is fiction, and at that level of readability. It’s hard to readjust to nonfiction and harder reading levels. Therefore, there are some times when I’m trying to read more academic-y or knowledge-based things, and it doesn’t go as quickly in terms of comprehension, but my fingers get into reading autopilot. And I hardly even notice sometimes… It’s a bit bad.

So, there you go! Three hazards of being able to read quickly.

Have a great weekend!

The Center for “Selfie” Improvement- funny advertisement

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Greetings, readers.

The other day, I saw one of the most alarming, disturbing, and hilarious advertisements I have ever seen on YouTube.

I am not actually entirely sure who the advertiser is, since what the advertisement was talking about does not actually exist in reality, fortunately. The advertisement itself was worth watching.

It was an advertisement for “The Center for Selfie Improvement.”

Some of you may have already seen this advertisement. It supposedly is clearly aimed at the younger generation of your world.

It was quite amusing. It succeeds in mocking documentaries and selfie-takers, while at the same time not being offensive.

I especially appreciated the play on words, by having the center for “selfie” improvement, as opposed to “self” improvement.

Also, I rather appreciated how the advertisers successfully inserted some subtle tips for how to make “selfies” a bit more interesting. Lighting, pose, and interesting background were mentioned.

Who knows? Maybe the quality of “selfies” might actually improve because of this advertisement.

Convenient World Cup Guide

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Greetings, readers! Welcome back.

According to basically everywhere I go on the Internet, there is this thing called a “World Cup.” Personally, I think it sounds unhygienic, but different worlds do things different ways. If you want to have a cup for your world, who am I to stop you? As long as I can keep my own personal cup if I ever exist in physical form again, I will not object.

From what I have gathered, and I have been paying as little attention to it as possible, there are different representatives from around your world that compete for this, in team format. Also from what I have gathered, each country supports its team, assuming it has a team in the world cup.

As such, I figured I would do my duty to you, dear readers, and find the best resources (in pictorial format) for you to use to decide which team to support. Unfortunately, some pre-knowledge of the World Cup seems to be required for any of these. I do apologize for that, but I did not make the charts and therefore should not be held responsible for their shortcomings.

The first flowchart is a bit chaotic and confusing, and comes with its own article.

The second, and my personal favorite, boasts a much better layout.

Happy cheering.