What Would You Do if You were an Evil Overlord?

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Greetings, Readers.

I have just realized that I apparently never posted one of my absolute favorite time-wasters on the internet.

I am very sorry about that.

And so, without further ado, here is Peter’s Evil Overlord List. The first link goes to the first 100 of the list. Cellblocks 1 and 2 go to the next… many.

All of them seem to relate to traditional mistakes that villains make.

At some point, if I ever return to my family (or maybe even if not), I may need to create (or help create) a drama where the villain either breaks all the rules on this list, or follows all the rules.

That might be interesting.

I hope you have an adequate week.

Hamster Dance

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Fluffsters, something disturbing has been brought to my attention.

Something very disturbing.

Not everyone knows about the hamsterdance website. This, my friends, is a crime. For you see, this is not only one of the fluffiest websites in existence (besides this one, of course), but it’s also historical.

Since it is a weekend, you should check it out.

Happy Saturday!

In Honor of Pi Day

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Friday!

Do you know what other day it is?

It’s Pi Day! Happy 3/14, everyone!

I do not have a new Piem for you today, but I do have a link to share. Somebody made a very interestingly shaped pie a while ago. And since it’s pi day, I thought I’d share the link to the “picosahedron” they made.

I hope you have an excellent pi day!

Addicting New Game: 2048

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Greetings, readers! A joyous Thursday to you.

For it is indeed Joyous. I have, you see, just discovered a new game. An addicting game, that is online. It is a game that deals with numbers, somewhat. It is also a matching game, and a spacial orientation game.

It is 2048.

The goal is to get up to 2048. I have yet to get to 1024.

I encourage you to check it out, when you have some hours at your disposal.

Happy procrastination to you all!

Wake up and Smell the Bacon

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Readers, your world has a problem.

Just one? We’ve moved up!

Saying “a problem” does not exclude the possibility of additional problems.

Are you sure?

Yes. “One problem” would indicate a numerical number of problems. “A problem” is a general term, and therefore is expandable.

But I digress.

The problem to which I am referring is your world’s obsession with bacon.

When bacon companies are coming up with cellphone apps to spritz the smell of bacon when your alarm clock goes off, I say you have a serious obsession problem.

Wait, they make those?

I do not know if they really do or not, but there is a YouTube advertisement for one, which I will include here:

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…Huh.

That is certainly one response.

I personally thought it was bizarre.

Well, readers, I wish you a happy Wednesday.

AMAZING Star Wars Art

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Hello, Fluffsters!

A friend just shared this on Facebook, and I needed to make this a fluff post. It’s art. Of Star Wars. With the idea of “What if Star Wars was set in an 80’s High School?”

Have you looked at it yet?

…

Ok, good.

OH MY, ISN’T THAT AWESOME? It totally captures the essence of the characters, don’t you think? I think I especially like R2D2, C3PO, Coach Yoda, and Prof Kenobi.

Some of the scenes from there are also AMAZING. The picture where Prof Kenobi saves Luke from the “Sand People”? Doesn’t that totally capture the essence of the scene?

And oh my, Han shooting Greedo first? With the straw shooter?

And, frankly, both R2’s and Luke’s expressions in the picture where Yoda is training Luke are also so priceless.

I should probably stop fangirling now… I hope you enjoyed!

Disney Feel-Good Story of the Week

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Hello, Fluffsters!

So, I just found the Disney Feel-Good Story of the day. Or Week. Or maybe even the year. It’s about an autistic boy, and his family, and how they come to communicate and relate to each other through Disney movies.

It’s worth a read.

Since it’s from an official source, I’m guessing it’s even pretty true!

I hope you have a good week.

Another popular video I do not understand: Charlie Bit my Finger

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Greetings, readers! Happy Sunday!

I came across two surprisingly popular YouTube videos recently. I do not understand them. The first I found was the parody of the second I watched. I am therefore going to post the videos in the reverse order of how I found them, with some other YouTube videos thrown in for good measure.

The first: “Charlie Bit my Finger.”

I think Charlie’s laugh at the end is probably the only thing that makes that movie worth watching.

I am definitely disturbed by its virality, though. The people involved were even interviewed on some news program.

That was all back in 2008.

More recently, various Celebrities have paid homage to “Charlie Bit my Finger.” They have created a two minute movie about the later years between Harry and Charlie. This one, after seeing the inanity of the original, is worth watching.

You are completely justified, Harry. Completely justified.

I hope you have a good week that is not ruined even more by stupid YouTube videos.

People’s ignorance can be amusing

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Greetings, readers!

I found a remarkable article again just the other day. This has apparently been a great week for such finds…

This is an article about misconceptions members of your world have, that even I know about. Software, for example, is not “comfortable clothing.”

The article was amusing, though, in a depressing sort of way. I encourage you to examine it.

I hope your weekend goes well.

So a fad came and went without my realizing it…

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Friday!

I’m feeling way behind the times.

It turns out, there was an entire game that came, became popular, and then became discontinued without my realizing it. And it was apparently quite popular, too!

The game was a thing called Flappy Bird. The purpose, apparently, was to stay alive for as long as possible.

(Since I never had the opportunity to play it, I don’t actually know for sure.)

And then, just as I was starting to become aware of Flappy Bird’s existence, I found out that the inventor discontinued it.

At least there was an interesting(ish) explanation of why I’ll (probably) never be able to play that game… At least, not for less than $900, which is the listed price of a phone with Flappy Bird installed.

About all I can say is, some people need a new hobby.

Well, have a great weekend!