Recent Record-breaking Lightning!

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Hello!

Apparently, just within the past couple of days, two world records relating to lightning were broken. One was how long a lightning bolt lasts. The other was the distance covered. The new record is now over 200 MILES LONG. That’s… pretty long.

So, yep. Have a lovely day!

Firefox “Census” is amusing

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Greetings, readers!

I was amused to discover that Firefox is conducting what they refer to as a “census” of their users.

It does not technically qualify, as it is an opt-in survey, and thereby does not guarantee that every person who uses Firefox will take the survey. However, it is still an amusing survey, with questions such as “how many unspoken languages are you fluent in?” and “What is your Hogwarts house?”

They clearly tried to appeal to some of the fanbases. They also clearly missed a fair number of quite vocal ones (for instance, they missed the “super” part of “SuperWhoLock“. Actually, upon further reflection, they appeared to ignore the existence of Tumblr users altogether, despite acknowledging the Reddit userbase.)

Regardless, it is amusing and worth taking. Enjoy.

A Post about Something

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HIya!

I was on Facebook, and somehow got directed to a fantastic looking website. Its called the “something store“. The idea is, you pay $10, for “something”, and it shows up. And then you, or whoever you ordered it for, gets “something.” You have no clue what when you ordered it. (But it’s guaranteed to be worth at least $10, or you get refunded the difference.) There are also a few things you’re guaranteed it won’t be, due to legal reasons and stuff. Also, the whole point is that they’re trying to give you a pleasant surprise, so, that’s a plus.

Anyway. I kinda really want to try it sometime…

Have a lovely day!

A Rather Droll Limerick by Neil Gaiman

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Greetings, readers!

I was randomly wandering, and encountered a rather droll limerick by Neil Gaiman. It can be found on a page about support for some sort of endeavor; I have not explored what the purpose is.

The reason I am posting is because of the illustration on the page. Do check it out!

New Lindsey Stirling Video: Spider-Man

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Hi!

There’s a new Lindsey Stirling video that just came out a ew days ago. It’s theoretically “the spider-man theme.” However, there have been enough versions (and I haven’t listened to the soundtracks for any of them, except through watching the movie) so I’m not sure which one it actually is.

It’s still lovely violin music, though! So, enjoy.

Kitties have apparently launched the next stage of their world domination plan

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Yesterday, there may have been indications of cause for concern.

Why do I get the feeling I dislike where this is going?

Possibly because this involves another conspiracy?

…Yes, that would do it. Goodbye for now.

Bye!

Anyway. Sorry about that. As I was saying, there may be cause for concern. Yesterday, one of the London Tube stations found itself prey to Cat Pictures.

This indicates a further invasion. Cats have already taken over the internet. And now, they appear to be expanding their horizons.

They’ve taken over the lines of information. (The Internet.) They’re taking over the lines of transportation. (The Subway). I can only predict that soon, very soon, they’ll be taking over the world.

Consider yourself warned.

The Making Of Stonehenge Apocalypse!

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Hi!

Yesterday, you may recall, I posted about a Disaster Movie.

Well, it turns out that there’s a half-hour “making of” video that comes with the DVD. (Note: I did NOT order a DVD of this thing. I just watched it through Amazon Streaming.) Anyway, a friendly person posted the “making of” to YouTube. (In three parts.)

It’s quite amusin, especially as the lead actor does a great job of never coming out and seriously criticizing the movie, but also manages to (mostly) avoid praising the movie. (Exception: At the very end, he does say that it’s going to be a good movie. I’m thinking that might have been part of his contract, given his other responses.) (Some of the other actors are not quite that way.)

The three parts are below.



I think one of my favorite parts is the male lead’s explanation for why people should watch this movie. (About 8 minutes into part 3.) He points out that it’s an instructional video for if the end of the world ever centers around Stonehenge.

And in terms of his actual thoughts about the movie, well, there’s a 30 second clip from an interviewish thing that basically sums it up:

Have a lovely day that’s (presumably) not the end of the world!