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Cookie Etiquette

Cookie Etiquette is interesting.

…Cookie etiquette?

Yes. Proper etiquette for giving cookies.

You have official etiquette guides for giving cookies?

You don’t? We have an entire book on when to give cookies.

For example,with travelers. When you’re traveling, and going to be staying in somebody’s house, you bake the person cookies. If you’re there for two nights or less, you bake exactly a half-dozen cookies. More nights than that, and you bake a dozen.

Now, the fun comes from when you are having a guest over. It is not explicitly written in the etiquette book, but it’s assumed, that you will bake either a half-dozen or a dozen cookies for your guest, in order to make them feel welcome. It’s “optional”, though. Of course.

You know, we do end up doing stuff very much like that…

Yes. But as I was saying, that’s where the fun comes in. After all, you want to potentially outshine your guest in terms of cooking abilities.

So frequently, visiting somebody else turns into a “bake-off.” The host usually “wins,” though; it’s really hard to beat fresh cookies.

Hm. I guess that makes sense.

Yup. It gets to be really interesting when both the guest and the host are trying to cut back on cookie-consumption. Etiquette still requires a full dozen cookies when you visit. And suggested etiquette (and competition) require at least matching your guest. But such things can be ignored when both of you end up not baking. So it’s quite interesting.

More often than not people end up baking. But not always. It’s a fun dynamic.

Huh, yes.

Well, Happy Sunday everyone! Do you have any interesting traveling traditions?

Swords that I want…

Hello, everyone!

I’ve been visiting other websites, and I’ve found a number of things that make the actress in me insanely jealous.

This five-foot, very thick LED illuminated sword, for example. I am going through such sword envy, like you have no idea.

Suddenly I’m a bit nervous…

*evil grin*

Suddenly I’m really nervous.

As well you should be… I used to be quite the adept fighter in the shows.

These sword chopsticks also look nifty. If you were to sharpen them, those could be very easily become concealed weapons. Ooh, and then if you were to coat their tips in poison? Ooh! That would be SO DEADLY!

You know, I’m really glad that you’re somehow in the computer universe, and not in real life. Or at least not in my world

You’re really helpful, aren’t you?

Anyways, even if you didn’t poison or sharpen them, it would still just look awesome. I mean really. Having swords come out of your bowl of rice? How cool looking would that be?

Sketch of swords stuck into a bowl of rice

Who wouldn’t want to eat rice with mini swords?

Anyways, readers, are there any sorts of weapons (of the fake or real variety) that you think look awesome?

Happy Pi Day!

From what I can tell, today is a very special day in certain communities. Apparently, it is “pi” day.

Ooh, it’s pi day already?

You actually know about this holiday?

Of course! It’s 3/14. Like “Pi”, one of the favoritist Greek letters of mathematicians! Stands for 3.1415926…

In fact, I composed a couple of poems about it.

That sounds… really scary.

What? It’s fun! In my first one, the number of words in the line maps to the digits of pi. In the second, the number of syllables does.

Want to read them?

No.

Well, you’re going to anyways.

“Pi”em 1

Pie. How delicious.
What?
Not the edible kind?
Really?
What, then, do you mean?
Are you sure you’re not in error about this?
Quite sure?
Well, what kind of pie, then?
The mathematical type of “pi”?
That sounds fun.
Maybe even poem worthy. Wait…
Isn’t that what I have done with this structure?

“Pi”em 2

Pie is good.
Yup.
Even math’s pi.
See?
You can make poems!
The syllables map to pi’s digits.
Really!
Isn’t that sort of cool?

See, that wasn’t so bad, was it?

Do you really want me to answer that?

Anyways, readers, are you doing anything special for Pi day?

Distracting Pictures

So, Webmaster…

Yes, Fluffy?

Given that you haven’t written the post for March 5th yet, does that mean I get to again?

Oh, right! I haven’t written anything yet. Hmm. I mean…

LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

Distraction Squirrel.

SQUIRREL!!

So, even though you didn’t write anything, you won’t let me write actual content for the post?

Nope.

Hmpf.

Ooh, I’ve got another perfect image for that!

Owl staring angrily at you

Fluffy Owl is not Amused

Really, you even decided to name the owl after me?

Well, doesn’t he look a bit like how you feel?

Ok, fair enough. But this still doesn’t make up for the lack of content.

Maybe not, but it worked, didn’t it?

Anyways, have a great day, folks!

Hexaflexagon Fascination

Hello, everyone!

Since there’s not much for a website to do except be online, I have recently started exploring the home of my friend YouTube. And I came across one of the more amazing channels out there: A channel devoted to fun math. If you don’t believe me, check out these links. (Even if you do believe me, you should still check them out.)

Hexaflexagons:

Hexaflexagons 1

Hexaflexagon Safety Tips

Flex Mex

As you can see, the creator of those videos is absolutely amazing. It’s times like this that I really wish I could actually do things with my hands.

Actually, don’t worry. You’re not missing too much; it’s a lot harder to make a hexaflexagon than it appears.

Oh? You’ve tried doing so?

Yes.

Paper Hexagon

Hexaflexagon not trying to open.

Hexaflexagon closed.

The Hexaflexagon won’t open. I have issues.

Clearly something didn’t work as anticipated…

Ooh. Now I really wish I could try this myself… I wonder how easy it is to make the same mistake you did?

Thanks, Fluffy. I can always count on you to brighten my day, can’t I?

Of course! It’s one of my talents.

Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful Saturday!

My Pet Peeves

You know one of the things I miss the most about home? (Besides real content, that is?)

No… Do I want-

-My pet Peeves.

What? Why do you miss your pet peeves? Aren’t most people glad to leave them?

But she was so cute!

What? I think I’m missing something. Just to clarify, what are you missing?

My pet. Peeves the Horpady.

You named your pet Peeves?

Yup.

And what do Horpadies look like, anyways?

This:

Sketch of a Horpady

Horpady Sketch

Well, sort of. Clearly, I don’t do the thing justice.

Interesting looking animal. Not quite what I expected from your description…

Well, they are a lot cuter in person. But yeah, Peeves liked to ride around on my shoulder. She was the sweetest.

Horpady on a shoulder sketch

Sketch of a Horpady on a shoulder

Again, not the best representation. But it gets the size across.

I can totally understand missing a pet. The pets I grew up with are back with my parents. I’m not there.

But I’ll get to see them soon.

And who knows? Maybe you’ll still be able to see Peeves again.

That would be nice. I missing playing pranks on my brother. Did I mention that you can train Horpadies to be the most annoying things in the world?

No. You didn’t. Maybe it’s just as well Peeves isn’t with you… I don’t know if I could deal with two annoying entities in the website!

Ooh, great idea! I hadn’t even considered trying to bring Peeves or another Horpady here! Thank you Webmaster!

Dangit. I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?

If it works, most definitely.

Anyways, thank you for reading! Happy Friday, everyone!

There are 10 types of people in this world…

You know, as the current manifestation of a website, I really have to think that the Human System of Counting is ineffective.

Oh?

Yes. Binary is the way to go.

Binary?

Yes. It’s a different way of representing numbers. Here’s an overview of binary.

Ok… So why do you think it’s so much more effective?

Well, I should rephrase. It’s more effective for some things. If we were actually writing stuff out on paper, it would be much less effective. But in terms of basic representations of counting, it could be a lot more effective.

Ok, but why?

Well, I’ve been thinking about counting. And learning to count. And fingers.

You’re talking about counting on your fingers?

Yup.

Right now, as I’ve said, it’s horribly inefficient. Each finger you hold up counts as one digit, and you count up the number of digits, so the maximum you can get is 10. Unless you’re using a unique base-10 system, where the left hand represents 1s, and the right hand represents 10s, in which case you can get up as high as 99.

…Uh, ok! I’ll take your word for it.

Good. It’s not really important.

Anyways, as I was mentioning, I was thinking about how inefficiently we use our finger-counting system. If we were to count our fingers in base 2, we could get a whole lot more.

Bwah?

Isn’t base 2 a lot less effective?

On paper, yes. But in terms of fingers, you could get up to (2^10)-1. Just with your 10 fingers.

How does that work?

Simple, really. Make each finger represent a power of 2.

Base 2 finger counting

Counting with Fingers in Binary

After that, it’s all a matter of simple memorization, and then addition. And memorizing how to count.

You see, if you have a particular base’s finger up, you count that base. If it’s down, you ignore it. Three, for example, would just be your thumb and first finger up.

Counting to three in binary using fingers

How to count to three in binary with your fingers.

That’s… Confusing.

I think the word you were looking for is “awesome.”

No, I was definitely looking for the word “confusing.”

You’re hopeless.

Anyways, I really think that binary has so many applications we haven’t even thought of. And I really think that everyone should relearn how to count with their fingers. Thoughts?

Brownies

Hello, readers! I hope you’re having a wonderful weekend.

However, since it is a weekend, you might be feeling a bit bored. Not to worry! I have the solution! You can do some baking. But not just any baking; how about following the United States’ military 26-page recipe for brownies?

From what I can tell, this recipe originated for one or more of several reasons. The first is that the bureaucracy in America has taken over the world. The second is that the U.S. soldiers deserve the most time spent on their desserts. Of course, that does not mean the recipe must taste very good. Indeed, the dessert was designed to last, not necessarily to taste phenomenal.

Still, it’s definitely amusing seeing all the stipulations that get thrown into the recipe!

If you do actually make them, let me know?

Happy Saturday!

Banana Slicers

I know that I’m new to this world. But seriously, after finding out about the ostentatious wastes of money that exist, I thought I’d seen it all.

As it turns out, I was wrong. Horrifyingly wrong. Because, well, you see…

WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU PEOPLE BUY AND SELL ITEMS LIKE “BANANA SLICERS” FOR 10 BUCKS?

What?

Banana slicers. You heard me. Designed to make perfectly even banana slices. Because knives are too dangerous for this fruit. Ten Dollars.

Oh, my…

“Oh, my” is the right response. I mean, have you even seen the reviews? A ninja who used to make money by perfectly slicing bananas for celebrities (top of the 1 star reviews)? I think I may have lost all faith in your-

-Oh, those are hilarious!

What’s hilarious?

Oh, sorry Fluffy. Um, you see, most of those reviews are written very tongue-in-cheek, and are definitely worth a read. Don’t worry, our world isn’t actually full of people who care too much about perfectly sliced bananas.

Wait, you don’t care?

Umm… Should I?

So, those reviews aren’t serious? Your world doesn’t actually care about perfectly sliced bananas?

Uh, no?

How can you not CARE? They’re bananas! They’re designed as a mental challenge: How can you perfectly slice them, to the optimal thickness! And… you don’t care!

… What just happened?

Nothing. I was just staying in practice for if I ever go back to acting.

…Oh.

But seriously. Knowing that those are tongue in cheek helps a bit. But who comes up with a banana slicer in the first place?

People on too much sugar and caffeine?

Fair enough.

Anyways, readers, have a great day!

Pet Products

Your world… It has weird priorities.

You’ve mentioned… What sparks the comment this time?

How your world treats pets. If you have money, anyways.

I mean, never mind the earrings or staples from your first post. How about spending $4 million for a dog tiara?

Hmm. That is a bit pricy…

Agreed.

But the thing that bothers me the most, is how on earth did that one dude train his dog to submit to a retinal scanner?

So, people are spending thousands, even millions of dollars on their pets, and the thing that bothers you is training the dog?

I think it’s official; you’re hopeless.

Anyways, readers, Happy Monday! Have a great week.