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Kumquats

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Monday!

So, I have recently rediscovered Kumquats.

They’re weird.

Really weird.

Basically, they are an “opposite fruit.” So, they’re a type of citrus.

Odd indeed!

But they’re unlike any other type of citrus in existence. For example, they’re sortof grape shaped. Like, the big purple grapes.

But they have citrus seeds. (Unless you’re thinking of seedless oranges. Kumquat seeds are big. Especially relative to their size.)

But here’s the weird part. Whereas the skin of normal citrus is the bitterest, disgustingest part of the fruit, the skin of the kumquat provides the sweetness and the flavor. The fruit is actually very sour- slightly reminiscent of a combination of an unripe tangerine, an unripe orange, and a lemon.

But if you just pop one in your mouth, the flavor combination is fantastic. The sweet of the skin balances out the fruit.

If you have the opportunity, you should totally try one. Or twelve. They’re great.

Anywho, happy Monday! I hope your week goes great!

A Rant About Doll-Hair

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Ok, Fluffsters, this is not fair.

Fluffy, that’s your cue to ask “what’s not fair”?

I know that’s what you think. I ignored it.

A world class melodramatic actress skipped a cue?

This isn’t an actual play.

Ok, fair enough.

But yes. Doll’s hair is so not fair.

Especially the Kirsten, the American Girl Doll’s, hair.

It looks perfect. It looks nice and gold and like real hair. And it looks like something where you can try new styles on it, before trying it on your own hair. Or on hair of someone who might actually hurt if you pull too hard.

And instead? It’s THE WORST HAIR TO PLAY WITH. It feels greasy. And it tangles like no other. Seriously, I have curly hair. It tangles. I need to wear it in braids before I go to bed or else it all becomes one giant knot.

Compared with this doll’s hair, though? It’s so easy to work with.

And that, Fluffsters, is just not fair.

But how’s your life going?

I hope you have a happy Sunday!

Find Something to Write About

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Saturday!

Saturdays are wonderful days. You actually have time to do stuff that you enjoy.

I know that for some, enjoyable things can be, like, writing. However, one of the problems with writing is that it’s sometimes hard to figure out what to write about.

(Believe me, I know. I run into it all the time with this blog.)

Well, never fear! For I am here to help you! Here are some:

Ways to Find something to write about.

1) Ask the GoogleIt’s really easy, and sometimes it even helps!

2) Look to real life experience. I know, that sounds really cheesy. And if you’re looking for something to write about, it sorta indicates that you’re out of ideas, which probably includes looking to real life experience. So, maybe nix that idea.

2) Start keeping a journal or notebook of ideas.

Wait… You just repeated 2 on your list.

No, I didn’t. I struck the first from the list, remember?

But as I was saying:

This mostly only somewhat helps in the long run. But when you have an idea, write it down. And then, you can look back at it. (And then laugh… Depending on how many years it takes you to look back.)

One of the biggest problems with this methodology, besides it taking a long time, is that notebooks (and even files on computers) are so easily lost.

3) Find a nice idea generator. I personally love Seventh Sanctum. They have a number of story generators that actually can actually be quite amusing. For example, the “Envisioner” generator gave me this gem: “The story of Jason and the Argonauts being about a group of barbers.”

Given that Jason and the Argonauts were on a quest to find the golden fleece, that actually sort of fits.

So, fluffsters, happy Writing! (or whatever your weekend may have in store for you.)

Things to do when your computer’s almost dead

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Hello, Fluffsters!

Due to a situation I am dealing with right while I’m writing this post(!) I have a quickie post for you today.

Things to do when your computer’s almost dead.

4) Panic.

3) Turn it off. And then go to bed.

2) Put off writing that thing you were going to do when you turned your computer on.. Or, in my case, just write a really short fluff post.

1) Plug it in.

Well, happy Thursday! I need to turn this thing off now.

“Fun” With English

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Fluffsters, I am confuseled.

…Is confuseled even a word?

It is now.

But as I was saying. I saw a sign today that made no sense whatsoever. It was in a restaurantish thing. And it said,

All items may not be available at all locations at all times.

This is just weirding me out. I mean, seriously. Isn’t this the same as saying there’s at least one location that has no item? Because “Every Item” is not available in at least one location? Actually, if you look at it, doesn’t this mean that no location has any items? What does it mean?!

Personally, I think what they meant was “Not all items may be available at all locations at all times.”

Huh. I guess that does work.

Well, happy Wednesday!

DIY Teastained Decorations

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

I am very happy to be providing you with a tutorial today!

In case you hadn’t noticed, I kinda have a bit of a fantasy theme going with my room. And one of the major advantages of fantasy is that you can never have enough decorations!

You either have too few, or too many, but never “enough”?

Something like that.

But this means that when I have free time, I can work on more decorations for my room, and it works!

I’m not completely done with the current project yet. For starters, I haven’t quite figured out how I’m going to display the project yet. But I still like the way they’re turning out!

Here’s a picture of segments of part of them, to show you part of what the tutorial will work towards.

Three tea-stained doodles.

Three pieces from the new “Tea” collection… Or something.

So, here we go!

Teastained Dorm/Room Decoration tutorial

Supplies

To do this, you’ll need:

  • paper (Parchment paper looks pretty nifty.)
  • something to draw with
  • A cup for hot water
  • A tea bag. (I used Earl Grey.)
  • Hot water. (approximately 1-4 ounces.)

3 easy Steps

1) Cut or rip paper to appropriate size. I quartered my parchment paper. This gives you more to play with. Also, I don’t really like doing full-size paper thingies. So it works out for me. But make it whatever size you want. If you’re going to make a masterpiece you don’t want to lose any/much of, leave some space around the sides.

You’re going to rip the paper there towards the end of the process, so don’t worry about cutting paper perfectly or anything silly like that. You could rip it to look cool first, but I find it harder to draw on. So for laziness’s sake, I like drawing, and then ripping. (It looks more authentic, too.)

1b) Start your tea steeping. You should probably have done this before you start tearing your paper. You want really strong tea, to get a stronger color.

2) Draw your picture. Or write your poem, or set of proverbs. If you’re lacking inspiration, Fluffy did just share a set of… odd… proverbs and sayings. You can choose what type of medium to draw with. Pencil stays about the same. Ink runs, for a beautifully smudgy effect. (See picture below.)

3) Distress your paper. There are several ways to do this, all of which are variations on “Crumple, uncrumple, wet with oversteeped tea, and tear.” The steps can be rearranged, to different effects.

If you tear before you get the paper wet, the edges look a little rougher. If you get it wet and then start to tear, you have a lot more control over the torn edges.

Crumpling and then submerging the ball in the cup of tea also gives a cool effect.

A smudgy ink tea-stained dragon.

Ink also gives a fun effect! This is “normal” (non-parchment) paper.

This was one that I submerged as a paper-ball. It’s also one that I used ink on. I love how the ink ran into the creases! I haven’t torn this one yet, but I’ll be doing that after it dries. (I want the rougher edge look.)

Distressing your paper without submersion. This can be done in a variety of ways, for a variety of effects.

1) Painted on / sloshed / sponged.

distressed paper with a sketched mug and poem.

Sloshed / sponged / painted tea stain effect.

I used a paper towel to sponge the color on at this point. I then used another paper towel to blot it. Clearly, this is one where I crumpled and tore it after putting tea on it.

You can see the final version of this one peaking its head out in the first picture I shared. (I clearly later added more tea, and ripping effects.)

Spotting / spatter / drip

This is also easy. I took the teabag out of the cup, and bounced it on top of the picture. My story for the picture I did this of is that someone has fond memories of a convict, and therefore has the “wanted” poster snippet nearby. Whoever was keeping the poster will be quite peeved when s/he discovers somebody splashed some tea on it.

A splashed "wanted poster" of parchment paper.

Inspired by Once Upon a Time’s Snow. I know, it’s not obvious. But I tried…

As you can see, the pencil stays clear throughout the entire process. Well, as much as pencil ever does. The spotted coloration here is much more subtle than the complete submersion. Or painted effects. But it’s still fun.

And then, because I’m pleased with how it turned out, here’s a picture of another submerged Ink one.

An old-looking piece of parchment with a weird alphabet on it.

I wonder what ancient civilization’s poetry I found? 🙂

After it dried (somewhat) the first time, I put more tea on the center. That adds a vari-colored effect. But doesn’t that look positively ancient? Or at least, older than 36 hours old?

Well, have fun! I found this a great way to entertain myself.

I think my next set of tea-stained “poetry” will be monologues from “William Shakespeare’s Star Wars.” The poetry within deserves a display like that! And I truly mean that in the best way possible!

So, Fluffsters, do you have any recommendations for how I display this?

The horrors of technology, 1909 edition

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Weekend!

I just want to share. You know something I love about the modern day?

Temperature controls?

Well, that too. But I was especially thinking of how we can keep in touch so easily. I post something here, and any of my friends, and even those who I don’t know, can see what I’m up to. With Facebook and Twitter, it’s even easier!

But are you not worried that people are going to start losing touch with each other in real life? Or that technology is going to take over the world?

Actually, I’m not. At all.

People have been borrowing trouble for forever. Seriously. There was a short story written in 1909 about that very possibility. I think the story was probably inspired by the creation of the subway system and telegraphs. When you stop to think about it, that’s not too different from the internet; messaging people became a lot faster and cheaper.

Interesting.

Thank you!

Not you, the story you shared.

Oh.

Yes. It is very interesting how your world has progressed to be a lot more like the world this author envisioned.

In the sense that we can see people and talk to them from a distance, maybe. But we are still appreciative of personal interaction!

And we don’t worship technology. Well, not exactly. It’s useful, and it somewhat dominates our lives, but enough people are learning how to control it that I doubt it will ever truly be worshiped.

Especially as long as bugs in the code keep existing.

Well, that concludes my commentary on society for today. Have a great week!

Cat Armor (?!)

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Hello, Fluffsters!

So, once more, I was totally going to write an epic awesome post, but then totally forgot what I was going to write about and ran out of time anyways. So instead, here’s an average post.

Some people have way to much time on their hands.

How do I know this? Because somebody made some leather cat armor. You read that correctly. Battle armor. Made of leather. For a cat. The pictures are actually pretty cool, though, so you should totally check them out.

Anywho, happy Saturday! Any idea what I was thinking about posting about?

Dragon as Science

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Hello, Fluffsters!

So, something that’s been making the rounds lately is a very cute message from a girl, asking a team of Australian scientists to make a dragon for her.

My question is, Fluffy, why didn’t they ask you for help researching dragons?

…What do you mean?

Well, there are dragons on your world, right?

Correct.

So, why didn’t the scientists try to contact you, to figure out about how to get one of your dragons into our world? Or at least to figure out how the science of dragons works?

First of all, you’re assuming they haven’t tried to contact me.

…They did?

No. I was merely pointing out your assumptions. I think they do not know I exist, and I intend to keep it that way.

Second, even if they did ask, I would say no.

Why? Having a dragon here would be so cool!

Since your world does not have actual dragons, I will not make too big a deal of that sentence.

Dragons from my world are not cool.

They are far more intelligent than any of us mere mortals, magical, and very unfriendly towards mortals. There are very few people who speak with a dragon, and live to tell about it.

As ridiculous as I think your world is, I would not wish a dragon on it. I therefore will not help anyone research how to make dragons, or bring one from my world.

Hm. Ok. I guess that makes sense.

Pity, though.

Well, happy Friday, folks! I hope you have an excellent weekend.

Big Box Stuff

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Thursday!

I want to take this time to say that I am extremely jealous right now.

Oh?

I suppose that it’s understandable to want what they got. After all, I remember reading that cars are-

-It’s not the car I care about! It’s the box that looks amazing!

Seriously, how often do you get a box that adults can make a box fort out of?

Well, since I am not actually in the tangible world right now, technically never.

I wasn’t asking you you. I was asking the “general” you.

The frequency is about the same, though. Not many people get epic boxes like that!

And I totally want one.

Well, happy January 9th! I hope you get the hang of writing “2014” instead of “2013” this week…