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5 legends about the Dik Dik

I have recently come across a new favorite small animal: the Dik Dik.

You and everyone else on the internet…

I’m just trying to stay up to date on trends!

Anyways, I thought I’d list 5 of my favorite legends about Dik Diks.

Five Legends of Dik Diks, that May Be Composed on the Spot

  1. The Dik Dik is named for the sound its hoofs make when it walks. dik-dik dik-dik, dik-dik dik-dik… I don’t know if this is true or not. If it isn’t true, it should be!
  2. Dik Diks are leprechauns in disguise. I mean, look at them. Dik Diks are about 8 inches tall; leprechauns are about 8 inches tall. There’s the correlation. And as every student knows, correlation implies causation! So therefore, Dik Diks are Leprechauns. QED.
  3. Dik Diks can jump higher than an average house. This is due to their legs being stronger than they appear, and the fact that the average house doesn’t jump.
  4. Dik Diks are some of the last signs that fairies are real. After all, if they’re leprechauns in disguise, fairies clearly exist. Even if they are not leprechauns in disguise, those miniature animals must be used for something: Mounts for the Queen of Fairies! Therefore, fairies are clearly real.
  5. If you stare too long into a Dik Diks eyes, you get pulled into space. I mean, seriously. Have you seen pictures of their eyes? Those adorable little deep black eyes of absolute cuteness? They’re just calling for you to get lost in them. And to fall of the end of the world into space.

So, there you go! Happy Friday!

For the record, I don’t agree with any of that post. Except for the “happy Friday”, part. That I agree with. So, have a great weekend!

3 Myths of St. Patrick’s Day

Hello, everyone!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Saint Patrick’s Day? What’s that?

It’s a holiday that has its origins in Ireland. It’s in honor of a Catholic Missionary who came to Ireland, and converted them to Catholicism. Since he supposedly used a shamrock to illustrate a finer point of Christian theology, shamrocks are notable features of this day. In fact, there are actually a lot of legends that are associated with St. Patrick’s Day.

Why do I get the feeling I don’t want to know?

Well, you’re going to find out anyways.

Legends about St. Patrick’s Day

  1. Everyone Needs to Wear Green

    Nope, not true. My family has always worn orange. (It’s the sign of being a protestant, instead of a Catholic.)

  2. St. Patrick’s Day is a failure if you don’t get Drunk

    I don’t think this one’s true. I’ve never gotten drunk, so either all St. Patrick’s Days have been a failure for me, (even though some of them have been fantastic,) or this is blatantly false.

  3. Leprechauns hide their pots of gold at the end of rainbows

    False. The dragons stole the leprechaun gold over a century ago. I thought everyone knew that.

Yup, I didn’t want to know.

Well, that’s that. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, folks! I hope you have a great one.