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Greetings, readers!
I found a remarkable article again just the other day. This has apparently been a great week for such finds…
This is an article about misconceptions members of your world have, that even I know about. Software, for example, is not “comfortable clothing.”
The article was amusing, though, in a depressing sort of way. I encourage you to examine it.
I hope your weekend goes well.
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Greetings, readers!
Today, I am surprisingly happy to be where I am. For, you see, I am not out in the cold, dealing with below freezing weather.
If it is cold enough for Niagara Falls to freeze – again – then it is too cold for me to be outside.
The pictures are beautiful, though. I recommend you follow the link above.
Stay warm, readers! Do not die!
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Greetings, readers! My your Saturday be enjoyable.
I came across an interesting article the other day, and I desired to share it with you. It is about a parrot who helped solve a mystery.
…Will it be called on for cross-examination?
I do not know. But I found this to be an interesting use for fluff- a case of a fluffy creature solving a crime.
Therefore, there is proof that fluff can, in fact, be useful.
I hope you have a wonderful weekend.
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Greetings, readers! I wish you a joyous Friday.
As your weekend approaches, I realize that some of you may be wondering what to do with your time. Well, fear not! A four year old and her mother have found a perfect solution. They design paper-dresses.
I wish that my family had been able to use such materials- that might have made the costuming easier for our shows. At the very least, it would have kept my younger sister out of trouble, or would have cost less.
You have a younger sister?
Yes. Furry McGiggles. Did I not mention her?
Uh, no… You didn’t. I knew about your younger brother, but you never mentioned a sister.
Oh.
Well, yes. Furry. She’s a lot younger than me, and very into clothing design.
You said something about it would have been less expensive…?
Yes. You see, she’s so into clothing, she would occasionally raid the costume wagon. Sometimes, when she was about three, she would simply wear the fanciest dresses through the mud, and ruin the hems.
She discovered sewing items, like scissors and pins, when she was two. When we were unlucky, she would decide to modify the dresses. After all, the acting troupe is a bit busy, and it’s really difficult to keep track of a small child.
…Oh. That does sound expensive.
It was. Your paper is much less expensive, from what I understand.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful weekend, readers!
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Greetings, readers! I bid thee a joyous Wednesday.
I was once again visiting YouTube a few days ago, and I encountered this remarkable procrastination tool. It is a video about names.
I found it interesting. I somewhat disagree with a few points or implications they make, but I found a lot of the information to be worthwhile.
Do you have any thoughts about names?
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Greetings, readers! I hope this day finds you well.
Once again, I was visiting YouTube. Once more again, I found a video I think is worth sharing. It is a parody of Disney Princesses, set to music. I encourage you to watch it.
I hope you enjoy, and have a good week.
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Greetings, readers! I hope your week is going well.
I recently discovered something on YouTube.
Apparently, if you tell your computer to go “down” while an embedded video is loading (so for you, it would be by pressing the “down arrow” right after pressing play) the little white circle of dots turns into a snake game, which you can continue to play during the movie.
It is a bit distracting, actually.
For non-embedded YouTube videos (as in, videos found on YouTube’s page) click on the video and then press down. Be sure to press the down arrow, and then play as normal, or else you will not start the game, and might even quit it.
Here is a link to one of my favorite longer videos in the hopes of you being able to try this.
I hope you enjoy!
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Greetings, readers! I wish you a joyous Saturday.
As I was experience once more the fascinating experience of being a single sentient being on your Valentine’s Day, I once more found myself visiting YouTube.
While I was there, I discovered this remarkable video. I hope you enjoy it.
I hope your week ends well!
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Greetings, readers! Happy Valentine’s Day to you.
From my experience here this past year and a while, I have deduced that this is a holiday especially designed for “Couples”. Apparently “Singles” are normally exempt from festivities.
Well, sortof. We can still send Valentines. And sometimes receive them. And eat chocolate.
Yes.
From what I understand, that’s about it. Whereas the Couples will frequently be going on dates, Singles… What do singles do?
You know, I’m still figuring that out. I do have some ideas, though!
1) Ride a Ferris Wheel. As mentioned previously, February 14th’s also “Ferris Wheel Day“. So instead of not being able to “Celebrate Valentine’s Day Fully”, celebrate a different holiday instead!
2) Celebrate with a similarly single friend. Go out for a nice dinner as a friend-date. Buy chocolate. Eat chocolate. Watch movies. Something.
3) Watch funny videos on YouTube. Or, this week, you could also watch the Olympics. In certain cases, those might actually overlap. Depending. Or you can watch funny videos on YouTube about the Olympics!
Well, there you go, Fluffsters! I hope you have a great-
Hold on a second- this is supposed to be my post!
…Do you have anything you want to add to the list?
…Of course! Do you think I would not?
…Uh, I feel like this might be a bit ominous…
Hush.
Good call, but hush regardless.
1) Make prank food, and give it to your “couple” friends. This is cross-cultural, after all. You’re incorporating an element of my culture!
2) If you are finding yourself feeling a bit down, write a story in which the hero dies. I think there is something quite cathartic about destroying something when you are feeling down- even when the destruction is only fictional.
3) Mope. There is nothing quite like moping to enable a pity party. Pity parties are party, and are therefore fun. Therefore, throw yourself a pity party and mope.
…Yes. I think my ideas were much better.
You would.
Well, readers, I hope you enjoy your February 14th. Barring that, I hope you do not become too miserable.
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Greetings, readers! I wish you a joyous Thursday.
It seems as though once again, St. Valentine’s day is upon is. I understand that it is customary in your world to send cards with sentiments, rather than prank foods, to celebrate this day in the second month of the year.
As such, I have decided to share with you some interesting valentines I found online: The Dictators’ Valentines.
If you do send any of these, I would enjoy hearing about responses in the comments below.
Have a great day.