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A Slightly Different Way to Use Skype

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Hi, Fluffsters!

Last night, due to random interweb spazzigoofiness, a friend and I discovered a different way to use Skype. It was quite fun, and it actually worked pretty well!

Unconventional Way to Use Skype: Directions.

A) coordinate with the person you’re skyping to use this setup. (It wouldn’t work as well if you’re the only one doing it.)

Second) video-skype with them. (This is necessary.)

3) Turn off sound / Mic. (Keep video on.) This is also necessary.

Next) Let hilarity ensue. (Acting out emoticons is only semi-optional. Especially since the Skype ones are so animated.)

Have fun!

Neat “Light” Thingy

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Hi, Fluffsters!

So. There’s a pretty cool light contraption thingamabop available. It’s pretty much a miniature greenhouse, disguised as a lamp.

I didn’t see a price anywhere, so that’s a bit prohibitive for getting one. Unless the “no price” means that it’s free…?

I dunno.

Anywho, have a great week! Happy Sunday!

I concede- some things shouldn’t be fluffy.

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

Alas, I need to concede a point to Fluffy.

…oh? Which one are you openly acknowledging?

Don’t push it.

But I’ve come to the realization that not everything is improved by being fluffier.

I am glad to hear you acknowledge the error of your previous assertion. Might I inquire as to the cause of this change in attitude of yours?

Yup.

I saw a very fluffy washing machine.

…What? A fluffy washing machine?

…

How does that even work?

Like this:

A washing machine with so much soap, it looks very fluffy.

You can’t tell, but there’s even MORE soap fluff inside.

I… see.

Yup.

Anywho, Fluffsters, I hope you have a great Saturday!

Minion Movie Trailer

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Hi, Fluffsters!

In the category of “Trailers”, there’s another new one out. It’s the first official Minion Movie Trailer! And it’s really cute.

…interesting.

…Oh?

Well, it did come out the day before Election Day in the United States. And the trailer does seem to discuss a relatively mindless mob trying to give away power…

…hey! US voters are not minions!

For one, we don’t like bananas enough. There are some people who don’t even like bananas.

Now now, Webmaster, I think you are slightly overreacting to what I said. After all, I never said that the United States voters are anything like minions. I merely indicated that the timing was such that the producers might think that.

…Hmpf.

…I’m not entirely sure what to make of that.

Well, happy Tuesday!

…Because clowns weren’t creepy enough…

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Hi, Fluffsters!

Sometimes, I really, really wonder about what on earth people are thinking.

…I thought that was supposed to be my job.

Well, I’m taking over the concern today. You can be weirded out too, but I’m definitely taking that emotion!

For context, dear Fluffsters… There is apparently a way to hire an evil clown for a kid’s birthday party. The clown will stalk the kid. And try to make them scared. What. The. Heck.

And on that creepy note, happy Sunday!

Happy Porcupine. :)

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Hiya, Fluffsters! Happy November!

I encountered a really cute animal video yesterday. So, here it is. (It’s of a porcupine eating a pumpkin.)

Isn’t that, like, one of the cutest things ever?! I basically had no clue they could make such adorable noises!

Anywho, I hope you’re having a great weekend!

Happy Halloween! (Hauntings of the Past…)

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Greetings, readers!

In honor of today being Halloween, I am going to let some of the past come back to haunt us.

To start with, this YouTube video I am sure you were hoping to never see again….

…And The Webmaster’s subsequent analysis of why it might offensive.

In addition to that, the Webmaster posted some, ah, remarkable explanations about September. This post included the trailer for the Great Pumpkin horror movie that, alas, did not actually come out.

Additionally, she had a rather bizarre concern about what happened to the Great Pumpkin a few months later.

For additional spooky levels, her conspiracy about rainbows is also rather terrifying.

Ha! You admit that rainbows are evil!

That is not what I said.

Thinking about it, most of The Webmaster’s explanations are a bit frightening.

As are many of her “food” choices.

I will definitely grant you the food one… The “fluff” at the end of that post was absolutely terrifying.

And since today is also a Friday…

…And so therefore you have time, here is one of the short stories I contributed to this website, and some analysis of things that would be terrifying if they were fluffy.