Monthly Archives: December 2013

Random Quotes from Last Night

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Saturday!

Last night was interesting. In an interesting way. Here is a set of some quotes. Believe it or not, most of these can be attributed to the late night and sugar- there were no mind-altering substances involved.

  • “If you’re ever in a war with half-dressed men painted blue, you’ll have the advantage.”
  • “How long does it take for bagpipes to go out of tune? Well, technically they’re never in tune. It’s just they can be less out-of-tune.”
  • “When you stop to think about it, bagpipes are technically an explosion…”
  • “We found it on a website of questionable legality.”
  • “So, should I text your cell-phone? Call your house? Use smoke signals…?”
  • “Just give me enough time to throw and some clothes and brush some teeth that may or may not be mine.”
  • “You see the members of this group. You should therefore consider yourself warned about the contents of this conversation.”
  • “What do tribbles have to do with the weather?”

…Some of those are slightly disturbing. You’re sure there was nothing… ‘unusual’ involved with the quotes?

Just late nights and sugar. I can guarantee it.

Anywho, have a great weekend!

Another picture I made

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Hello, Fluffsters!

As usual, when I actually have time to write a decently-lengthed fluff post, I end up on Photoshop instead.

But a picture’s worth 1000 words, right?

So, here’s another picture.

planet and sun on a pretty background

Another planet picture I made

Happy Friday! I hope you have a good one.

Bacon Doughnuts

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Thursday!

A couple of days ago, I had a very interesting experience: A mini bacon doughnut.

Two odd flavored doughnuts.

Bacon and Samoa flavored doughnuts

I also had a bit of a Samoa flavored doughnut. That was good. The bacon one? Well, it was interesting.

The problem, as expected, was the flavor. However, it wasn’t the anticipated flavor problem. The biggest issue was that the bacon was of a different type than the bacon I normally like. It tasted a bit too much like ham. It certainly was not crisp enough.

Also, the maple glaze did not come through enough in the flavor.

All in all, I’m glad I got one. It was interesting. It also made me realize how fortunate I am that the place I normally eat mostly only gets bizarre with fluff-type foods. (I had no idea until then…)

Happy Thursday!

Make someone’s day brighter

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Hello, Fluffsters!

Happy Wednesday!

Given that it’s the Christmas season, I wanted to share some

Ways to…Make other people’s days brighter. 

1) LEDs. LEDs are quite bright. Plug in a few around where the person is, and their day is practically guaranteed to get brighter. Literally.

2) Send a funny email. Even if it’s just a bad pun, or a link to a buzzfeed article. Or a fluff post. Or something. There are lots of possibilities.

4) Make a snowflake. Then, clearly, give it to that someone. Spontaneous gifts make days brighter.

3) Give a hug. Not in a creepy way, of course. So, probably only to people you know and who you are comfortable hugging and who like hugs and stuff like that. And I’m a bit tired so I’m going to end the post here.

Happy Wednesday!

Oddest reaction to a question yet…

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Tuesday!

So, my Muffin Flavored Shrimp question is still one of my favorite questions to ask people. It’s amusing, it makes their day a little bit weirder, and overall it achieves a great effect.

Today, one of the respondents successfully made my day a little weirder, though. His response? “Well, I know from personal experience that paintballs taste bad. Odd fact, they look a lot like malt balls…”

Personally, I found that fairly odd. So people. Please. Label your paint-balls, and make it quite clear they’re note malt balls?

Have a great day!

New SOCKS!!

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Hello, Fluffsters. I am very happy.

A friend gave me a wonderful Christmas present… Here’s a picture.

Fuzzy polka-dotted socks

FLUFFY!!! YAY SOCKS!

Yes, they’re socks. Fluffy, fuzzy, furry socks. Aren’t they fantastic?

Anywho. Happy Monday!

SNOWYNESS!!!

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Hello, Fluffsters!

I had a wonderful night last night. It had snowed where I live, and the snow was absolutely perfect for packing. So a friend and I built a snow monster.

Snow monster thingy

Like a sea monster, only different.

And then, I accidentally-on-purpose let it slip that I’d never really had a real snowball fight before. (As I mentioned previously, I come from a much warmer place, and I’d never really taken advantage of the snow since I started living in this location. And there’d never been this much perfect snow with great friends before!)

We then fortunately ran into another friend who, upon hearing that I’d never been in a snowball fight before (at least not in my memory), took it upon himself to get the war started. It was just the three of us for a while, at a few minutes before midnight. Shortly after that, more people came along and joined in. I knew many of them, but some I didn’t know. Regardless, it was a BLAST. (Occasionally a blast of snow- I did walk face-first into several snowballs- but it was SO. MUCH. FUN.

So, yeah. That was my night activity.

And then I got back to my room, and realized that it was even better than I thought. You see, I was wearing these socks:

Snowman festive socks

SNOWMAN!!!

Oddly appropriate, don’t you think?

Well, have a wonderful Sunday!

Hooray Spam?

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Greetings, readers!

I have come upon a bit of a conundrum. Recently, I have received a comment on one of my entries.

This is a problem? What? This is what I’ve been trying to get!

No. That’s not it. It’s not a problem that I’ve got a comment. It’s the particular comment I received.

You see, the post was one of my commentaries on what qualifies as “good fluff” versus “bad fluff.”

Here’s the comment:

I have to show thanks to you just for rescuing me from this type of incident. Just after researching through the search engines and coming across advice which were not helpful, I figured my life was over. Existing without the strategies to the difficulties you’ve sorted out by way of the blog post is a crucial case, as well as those that might have in a wrong way affected my career if I had not encountered your website. Your personal expertise and kindness in touching a lot of things was tremendous. I am not sure what I would have done if I had not come upon such a thing like this. I am able to now relish my future. Thanks for your time very much for the high quality and amazing guide. I won’t be reluctant to suggest the sites to anybody who should receive guidelines about this topic.

I think the comment is longer than the post itself. Furthermore, I’m not sure whether this is some random stranger commenting on one of my posts, or whether this is one of the Webmaster’s friends being sarcastic.

I think this is actually what we consider “spam.”

Canned ham? This does not compute.

No. I’m not entirely sure what it stands for, but it’s any message that’s, well, spammy.

…That was not a particularly helpful definition.

Well, I’m tired, ok?

Whatever.

Regardless, have a good Saturday!

Pretty snow & icy creek

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Sometimes, I am struck by the beauty of the Creation. It’s really cold where I am. That has led to some beautiful pictures.

For example, there’s a creek around where I am. It’s in the process of freezing.

Ice and Pretty

Isn’t it pretty?

Happy Friday!

Tolkein Humor

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Thursday!

As I’m sure you’re aware, the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug comes out tomorrow.

Also  as I’m sure you’re aware, it’s finals week for many people. Therefore, in honor of those two events, I’m sending you off-site to an amazing Ultimate Middle-Earth Exam.” You need to take a look at this.

I fully understand that you may have seen this before. But the fact of the matter is, if you’re feeling stressed, and if you like “The Lord of the Rings” or “The Hobbit”, it’s always worth looking at. I’ve found it to be a great source of amusement! And it’s a wonderful source of procrastination / excuses. “Sorry, Mom! I can’t study for my final- I’m taking a test right now!” You know?

Also, be sure to read the footnote at the bottom of the exam. It’s rather amusing.

Well, enjoy!