Making a game in 30 minutes

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Hello, Fluffsters!

Yesterday I had a fun experience. In a group today, we ended up working on designing a game. Now, here are the details: we had 10 minutes to figure out what our game instructions were going to be. We were also given specific supplies. In this case, it was a supply of paper, cups, coffee stirrer-straws, and napkins.

Given that I was dealing with extreme allergies, I wasn’t feeling too inspired. I may also have been feeling a tad bit annoyed at life in general, and this presented a wonderful opportunity to share my frustration.

My teammate & I decided that we would make a game reminiscent of soccer. Each player was to be given a piece of paper, which they were to turn into balls. (They could choose what size.) Then, the player uses the coffee-stirrers to blow the paper into the cups.

Have you ever tried blowing through a coffee stirrer? It’s really annoying. And trying to blow with enough force to move a paper ball (and get it over the lip of the cup) is even more annoying.

The players all had fun, but they definitely made laughing comments about feeling like they were about to pass out. There were also a comment about how this seemed like the sort of game one would give to a hyperactive small child in order to wear them out. (What can I say? I was a nursery worker for about 5 years… Those sorts of things have been trained into me. Even subconsciously.)

But the end result? My teammate and I successfully made a fun, playable game, and play tested it, in less than half an hour. It was really fun.

So, have any of you done anything like this, fluffsters? If so, I’d love to hear about it!

“Food” from the cafeteria

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Hello, Fluffsters!

Today at the cafeteria, I saw a highly suspicious looking dessert. So, naturally, I needed to take a piece and snap a photo of it.

grasshopper pie: Brown & green mush

Grasshopper Pie

It tasted only marginally better than it looked. (Neither the mint nor the chocolate were strong enough to make up for its disturbing coloration.)

Of course, any time I see something “dyed a tempting green”, I think of this lovely clip from the musical Peter Pan, starring Mary Martin.

How about you, fluffsters? Any odd desserts recently?

Stupid thrice blasted allergies, and responses to them.

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Hi, Fluffsters!

Apologies for any lack of coherence in this post coming up. I’m allergic to corn pollen, and I’m temporarily in an area surrounded by corn fields. This is making me very unhappy right now.

On the plus side, though, it provides an easy way to think of a topic for today:

Ways to deal with allergies.

1) Take medicine. About 2 times out of 7 (it seems) this actually helps. I recommend Loratidine. It sometimes even works on colds.

2) Mope. This garners a bit of sympathy, and might get you free hugs. On the other hand, this makes you less pleasant company and makes people less eager to spend time with you, thereby decreasing your normal number of hugs. So actually, this is probably not the best option.

…Because hugs are the most important thing.

3) Surround yourself with tissues. This is a must. Especially if your medicine isn’t working.

4) Buy a chapstick for your nose. This is to help your nose after you’ve rubbed it raw with tissues or napkins, or whatever else you have to wipe your nose with. I actually recommend the mint ones. Although they dry out your skin, they make your nose tingle and make it not hurt. At least for a while.

5) Eat chocolate. This won’t actually help your allergies, but at least it tastes good!

6) Drink caffeinated coffee. This actually works. At least, it’s worked for me. Decaf? Not so much. Caffeinated bubbly beverages? Maybe. But coffee’s good, and it has anti-oxidants, which are supposedly good for you and stuff.

7) Cut off your nose. I’ve yet to try this solution, but I imagine it would remove congestion in your nose. On the other hand, then you’d go without a nose for the rest of your life, and therefore look weird. And be unable to smell anything. But, you know, priorities. You’d no longer have allergies, right?

8) Stand up and walk around. I’ve found that this often really helps. I have no clue why, but sitting down or lying down are typically the worst positions for allergy-fighting. Standing up and walking seems to frequently be the best. At least for me.

9) Write a blog post about it. Of course, this doesn’t actually help with your allergies. But it at least provides writing material.

So there you go, Fluffsters! Hopefully one of these options will work for you. If you have any other thoughts, please let me know? My nose seriously seems to be trying to kill me right now…

Age of Empires II Game Review.

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Hello, Fluffsters! So I sort of should have been spending a bit more time doing fluff stuff this week. But that’s ok, you don’t mind, right? And anyways, part of what I was doing was playing computer games. And that’s sort of a tradition with long weekends. And as long as I get a fluff up, that’s all that really matters… right? And so, in order to take advantage of that time spent playing games…

Game Review:

Age of Empires II: Age of Kings.

Age of Empires II: Age of Kings, by Microsoft, is a real time strategy game for computers where the players try to build an empire. The player plays the role of Supreme Commander of a civilization. The player cannot directly participate in any activities, but instead issues commands to: create characters and buildings, tell characters to gather resources or attack enemies, and to explore and to trade. The user interacts with the game through a combination of keyboard shortcuts, and both the left and right buttons on the mouse.

In one-player mode, the goal of the game is simple: become the top civilization in the world map. This can be achieved through a few different ways. Specific goals with a time limit include collecting a certain number of items and holding them for a specified amount of time, and building a particular structure and keeping it for a specified amount of time. Scoring is based upon completion of these goals, how many buildings and units are built, how many resources the player still has at the end of the game, and how many enemies the player destroyed. There are other criteria as well, but they are not as interesting.

Now I think you were just being lazy by not including that.

…Does this surprise you?

But back to the review.

The art, sound, and music tie together in a pleasing way. Although the graphics are a bit slow on certain computers, and therefore stutter a bit, the landscapes are well done. Useable resources are clearly identifiable, and a convenient mini-map at the bottom updates in real time to show where various units and resources are on the map. The music adds an ambiance of adventure- there is a definite beat, which adds excitement, but the music is not so obnoxious that it distracts game play. The sound effects are also used to great effect. If a player’s characters or buildings are attacked by either enemies or wildlife, a small fanfare plays. Each class of armed character has its own distinct sound as well. The game also uses other sound effects to indicate events in the game.

And again you let us wonder what they are…

Do you really want more detail? I could mention that there are random bird calls, each character makes its own noise when created, the horses whinny, the arrows have their own “SWOOSH” sound when fired, or-

All right! I get the picture. I’ll let that one slide.

Good. Now back to the review.

Some of my favorite special features in the game are its Easter-eggs or cheat codes. My personal favorite simultaneously makes the game easier and harder. It is a cheat for being able to instantly build projects, research, and collect resources. The challenging part is that other players gain that ability as well. Others include the ability to gain resources instantly, declare yourself the winner (“I R WINNER”), kill everyone (including yourself through the cheat “black death”), call in advanced weaponry, or take over nature.

I enjoy this game for several reasons. The first is that there is an almost infinite amount that can be done with this game. A player can start off with a very easy game, with lots of resources, only a few players, and lots of cheat code use. A player can then continue to make things more difficult by decreasing resources, increasing the number of players, and using no cheat codes. Built in campaigns add additional options, as does the map-creator.

There are less fun aspects of Age of Empires II, however. First is control. I use the built-in mouse that comes with laptops, and which are difficult to use to scroll around the game with. The second is the length of the game. It is possible to put time limits in, but especially if the “instant” cheat is not being used, it can still take a while for game play to start.

Wait, you use rodents to control this game? No wonder this qualifies as fluff!

No. In this instance, a “mouse” is a type of technology that we use to control computers. Do a Google search to see what they are.

I really like this game. I can’t compare it to others in its genre, since I haven’t really played that many in its genre, but it’s really fun. With expansion packs, and Age of Empire 3, you can even justify it as a semi-history game!

So, yeah. I really enjoy the game, and I recommend you play it. It’s really fun, especially when you do things like call in nuke strikes, or cars that have machine guns, and other random fun stuff. Or design your own maps to have things totally stacked in your favor.

Happy Wednesday!

How to delay going to bed

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Tuesday!

I’m procrastinating on going to bed. Here are some easy ways for you to do so as well.

Avoid going to bed.

1) Start doing more homework / work / cleaning / anything productive. You can’t actually go to bed while you’re doing stuff, right? I mean, then you won’t get back to it!

2) Keep doing something fun. “But I’m in the middle of sewing my dress! Just one more seam, and I’ll be done with the bodice…”

3) Start “just the first chapter” of a book. This only really works when a) You’re genuinely trying to avoid going to bed, or ii) you’ve still got a bit of time left before you want to go to bed, otherwise you’ll feel guilty enough about doing so to not actually use this technique. After you read the first chapter, though, I wager you’ll probably continue into the second, third, or even twelfth chapter. (That reminds me: Twelfth. Odd word, that, isn’t it?)

4) Write a blog entry. And then write another, because there’s some question as to whether or not you actually should post the one you wrote previously.

5) Check Facebook / email “one last time.” This will almost definitely delay going to bed by at least an hour, as there will be a variety of links you probably want to follow through on.

6) Start researching a topic. What areduck calls” anyway? Or “galaxy nail art“? Or who even is Fluffy McGiggles?

If all of those fail

7) Start writing a book / story, or drawing a picture. Those can take infinite amounts of time to perfect or add to. They don’t always, but they can.

By the time you get through all of those on the list, you’ll have reached tomorrow, and your procrastination will have succeeded! Exhaustion tomorrow, here I come!

Well, happy Tuesday. I hope you have a great day, and learn how to stay awake after not going to bed…

Sources of Inspiration

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Hello, Fluffsters!

Can you believe I started this blog more than half a year ago? And that there have been posts EVERY DAY since then? So, I’ve written over 200 blog entries?

Well, today I’m going to talk about where…

Sources of inspiration for Fluff Posts.

1) Random objects lying around my area. I currently have a soft orange piece of fabric hanging up by my computer, for example, that led me to writing the orange fluff post.

2) Conversations with friends. I think most people probably don’t even want to know what we end up talking about, that I come up with things like muffin-flavored shrimp. Okay, so that conversation itself was a relatively harmless discussion of semantics and favorite words. That’s at least where the defenestration and exsanguination came from. I don’t remember where shrimp came into the equation.

3) Asking friends for ideas. My post on whipped cream was roughly inspired by some friends I spoke with about a week before I posted that.

4) Real life Fluff Encounters. When I encounter a fluffy rabbit, I’m going to photograph it. It’s that simple. (Same goes for skunks, porcupines, and cows.) Then, when I examine what pictures I have, I can turn them into fluff posts.

5) Random events around where I am. An organization was selling random rubber ducks. I therefore decided they would make a marvelous fluff post.

6) Random pictures I draw. They’re a fairly easy way to add a fluff post. After all, a picture’s worth a thousand words, right?

7) Other stuff I read. Some stuff is just too ridiculous to not share it. Such as when authors completely forget the purpose of their sentences, and switch comparison. Also, the internet provides a ready source of inspiration. News as well.

Well, there you have it! I hope you have a wonderful Monday!

DIY easy paper fan tutorial

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Hello, Fluffsters! It’s still really hot where I am. So I’m continuing tips on staying cool. Today I’m talking about how to do an…

Easy DIY paper fan.

It’s really easy. The bare necessities are some sort rectangular papery substance that holds a fold. The thicker the paper, the more air flow you can get, but almost any type of paper will work. (I would not use rice paper or origami paper, but I suppose you can.)

The optional first step is to color a picture on your paper. This is particularly fun for kids, and makes a great time-sink for them.

A blank page of paper illustrated

Your blank page. Hold it like this.

To start the fold, take one of the sides of your paper, and fold it in (on top of the rest of the paper) by about an inch or so.

Paper fan step 1: illustration of the first fold.

The first fold.

Next, take both parts of your fold, and fold that part back the same amount.

 

Second fold of making a fan.

Second Fold

After that, keep alternating. Fold in, then out, then in, then out…

You’ll eventually end up with something like these:

side view of folded paper

side view of folded paper

Final fold lines on the fan

Each line (except the end ones) are fold lines.

Then you’ll want to gather the bottom of your fan closer together, for easier hold.

View of the fan from the front.

Front view of the (almost) finished fan.

After that, just start using your fan as you would any other! Stiffer paper fans can provide lots of air flow and are very useful. I hope you can stay cool!

Ways to Cool Down

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Hello, Fluffsters!

As I mentioned yesterday, where I am currently living is quite warm and muggy this time of year. As I really dislike over heating, I’ve found a few ways of cooling off.

1) Cold water on your wrists, the back of your neck, and inside of your arms. Then stand in front of a fan, or anywhere with moving air. It doesn’t keep you cool for very long, but it really helps to cool you off at least temporarily.

2) Drink LOTS of cold liquids. Water, of course, is the healthiest. My biggest problem is that after about a glass of water, the taste really starts to bug me. My solution, recently, has been to drop in about a sliced quarter of lemon. It adds enough flavor, and is refreshing, to make the water drinkable. Be sure to have as much ice as possible, too.

Needless to say, hot water doesn’t work very well for this.

It’s also best to use thinner liquids, at least from my experience. Unless you can get a smoothie. Then always get the smoothy.

3) Find a nice cool wall to lean against. I am really good at this one. A couple of years ago, my bed was right up against a cinderblock wall. It was lovely. The wall was always cold, and so if I got hot in the middle of the night I could just throw off the blankets and rest my back against the wall. That really helps cool you off.

4) Cold showers. They’re wonderful for cooling you down. You might start with warmer water, and then work your way down in temperature. Regardless, there are few things quite so refreshing as a cold shower!

But how about you, Fluffsters? Do you have any favorite ways of keeping cool?

Glasses Fog

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Friday!

Last night, I had a… remarkable… experience. In fact, I am remarking upon it.

So a friend and I were going to WalMart. And where I am right now, it’s very muggy outside. And so, my friend was very nice, and put the air conditioning up to full blast in the car. It was delightful- by the time we got to the WalMart, I was feeling almost cool!

What I hadn’t considered in this circumstance, however, was my glasses. My glasses also got cool in the car. Therefore, when I stepped outside, they instantly fogged up. It was as though my lenses were made of frosted glass. Seriously. When my friend turned around after looking for something in the back of her car, I couldn’t tell. It was actually rather funny.

It took my glasses a few minutes to de-fog. Seriously. It also took a bit of the air conditioning in WalMart to completely revert my glasses.

So that’s my fluff experience of the week. What about you?

How to Tell if it will Rain in Grove City, PA

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Hello, Fluffsters! Happy Thursday!

Yay, it’s almost the weekend! Isn’t that exciting?

Anyways. I’ve spent a fair bit of time in Grove City, Pennsylvania. One of the perpetual jokes is the perpetual rain. And so, without further ado, here’s a guide to the weather. More specifically:

How to tell if it will rain in Grove City, PA.

Actually, I’m just going to make an infographic. It’s easier to see.

Will it rain in Grove City? Yes.