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Once again, I have found something from your world that actually impresses me.
Really?
Yes! Isn’t it shocking?
Anyways, this is something that seriously makes the actress in me jealous. Really jealous. A person has found a way to make clouds form inside a building.
Really? That’s so cool!
It really is! I’m shocked!
Anyways, readers, Happy Saturday!
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Oh my, I just found one of the cutest videos EVER.
…It’s an owl taking a bath. So?
No. I don’t think you understand. There is no “so”. It’s an owl. A young fluffy owl. Taking a bath.
Ok… And?
“And” what? How can you say “and” to something so amazingly adorable as that?
Easily. Really, what’s the point?
Did you honestly ask me what the point is? It’s an amazingly darling owl, and you’re asking me about the point?
Oh. Right. I forgot; the more pointless, the better for you.
Oh come on. At least admit it’s cute?
It’s certainly fluffy. I’ll grant you that.
…I guess I’ll take what I can get.
Anyways, happy Friday! It’s the weekend!
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Just when I think your world can’t get any sillier…
What, did you find some other sort of creature that can melt?
No, I didn’t. Those were cool! Are there any more?
You know, I have no idea.
Oh. Well anyways. As I was saying, one of the American airline companies is trying to hook people up mid flight.
Wait… What?
Virgin America is now allowing people to flirt with other passengers in the air.
Uh… Couldn’t people already do that?
Not so easily, now. You see, this time, they’re allowing people to purchase food and beverages for other passengers. It allows them to view a digital seat map. I mean, I feel really sorry for that poor system!
Wait, what?
You say that a lot…
Anyways. I’m forced to live with the silliness of fluff you provide. But at least I can escape. But those systems? Their entire purpose in life is to work for one of the most pointless things I can think of: Flirting with someone you’ve never seen before in your life, and truly likely never will see again.
But isn’t that the purpose of flirting?
…Your world really does get sillier with time.
Anyways, readers, happy Thursday! It’s almost the weekend; enjoy!
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Happy Foundation of Rome Day!
Oh, you actually got to a Holiday before I could? I’m quite surprised.
Well, it had to happen some time, didn’t it?
Anyways, in light of this momentous anniversary, I have created an Infographic.
Another infographic?
Yup! And I’ve illustrated it and everything!
…I’m a bit worried. So, an infographic. What’s it about?
“Facts” about Rome.
… That you may have created on the spot?
Of course!
But without further ado, here it is:
Happy Something-Thousand-and-something Birthday, Rome!
Yup, further reading definitely required.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: how do you even come up with this stuff?!
What? I didn’t even touch on some of the weird stuff.
That wasn’t- oh, nevermind. Happy Sunday, readers!
Yup, Happy Sunday everyone! I hope you have a great day!
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Hello, everyone! Tonight, a friend shared a link with me that I think everyone who comes to (or is) this site will like.
Even me?
Well, I don’t know of anyone else who is the site, do you?
Well…
Exactly. Anyways, it’s a link about words. That haven’t been used for a while. And maybe should be.
You’re interested in a site about words, and the history of them?
See? I thought you’d find it interesting!
What makes it interesting for me is that it’s illustrated by owls. Cute, fluffy owls.
Oh. That would do it, I suppose.
So go up there and check it out, alright? And happy Thursday!
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You know, I have actually regained some hope for your world.
Really? That’s good to hear!
Yes. Apparently, even though there is a fair bit of corruption, there are some people who hold themselves to the same standards that they hold others.
You mean like me?
Let us not go there.
I was actually talking about a judge who found himself in contempt of court.
Oh. That’s pretty cool!
Indeed. Anyways, happy Tuesday, everyone!
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Hello, everyone! Happy Monday!
Today’s post is another “Answer the Question” one.
Please. Just no more muffin flavored shrimp, ok?
Don’t worry! Not in this post. No, today’s question was:
Finish the following sentence: “You don’t survive as a spy by…”
I got a variety of answers. Some of them made sense. Others, like “eating porridge”, “Eating fried chicken”, “being the slowest fish in the pond”, and “Kissing hands” were a little… confusing.
What’s confusing about them?
Clearly, where food is concerned, that points out one of two things. Either
1) eating exclusively those things. That’s, after all, going to draw attention to you. Or
2) The food is poisoned.
…Oookay, then!
So, slowest fish in the pond?
Well, then you lose your cover when you try to escape.
…Ah.
Well, anyways. Back to the Top Five Answers to:
You Don’t Survive as a Spy By
1) Jumping Off Buildings. This seems fairly obvious. Especially if you’re talking skyscraper-sized buildings. Even jumping into the water. That can at the very least be extremely painful (which might lead to permanent injuries which prevent you from being a spy). The worst, of course, is that you literally don’t survive.
2) Telling the Truth. “Hello, ma’am! I’m here as a spy of your country’s arch-enemy. Could you please tell me your country’s secrets?” That clearly just doesn’t work. Bad life (and career) choice.
This leads us to our next one.
3) Person1 asks a question of Person2. From behind the closed, locked door comes the answer, from Person3. “How long have you been listening at the keyhole, Person3?” Person1 asks. Person3 enters sheepishly, and says, “Well, you don’t survive as a spy by-“
Revealing how long you’ve been listening at keyholes. Reveal how long you’ve been listening, and they might come after you.
…Uh, “they”?
Shh. You interrupted the list! “They” is a device to make the list more mysterious. Since we’re talking about spies and stuffs.
But as I was saying,
4) Starting a sentence with “You don’t survive as a spy by…”. There’s no surer way of killing your career as a spy by telling people that you’re trying to survive as a spy. You’ve just revealed your profession. This goes with number 2, and that just doesn’t work.
And finally, You don’t survive as a spy by…
5) Dying. Although this may seem obvious, it is important to remember! You can’t survive by dying. So you certainly can’t survive as a spy by dying!
So, there you have it. Five ways to not survive as a spy. If you’re a spy, I recommend you don’t follow any of these. Unless you’re spying on my country. Then you totally should. Especially number 4.
Wow. Subtle.
Thank you!
Why do I even try sarcasm? Why do I even try?
Oh, that was sarcasm again? My bad…
And once again, happy Monday, everyone! I hope you have a wonderful week.
Hello, Readers! Happy Saturday!
I’m sure that you’ve seen this YouTube video by now, but if you haven’t, you should totally watch it. It’s amazingly awesome.
Webmaster?
Hm?
WHY?!
…What?
Bu, wha, uh, I-
That’s odd… I think I broke Fluffy.
Gah!
Yup, definitely broke her.
Anyways, Happy Saturday!
Hello, everyone! Happy Friday!
The votes are in, and the photobombing ducks‘ names are (by the choice of the readers): Pip & Squeak! Pretty Pip the Purple, and Sir Squeak the Squirmy.
I expect that they will probably be showing up in a story some time soon. But for right now, would you believe that they bombed a family photo?
Pip and Squeak photobombed a FAMILY PHOTO?!
Again, thank you for helping me name them!
I hope you have a fantastic weekend.
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Ok, now that that’s over with…Hi! As you may recall, in yesterday’s post I posed a challenge for naming two photobombing duck ninjas. Today, I’m asking for your favorites!
When will I learn that the Webmaster’s serious whenever she plans on making things multiple parts?!
So anyways, here are the favorites:
1) Black Ninja, and Purple Ninja.
2) Pip & Squeak,
3) Muaha & Haha, for the purpose of “MUAHAHAHA” excuses,
4) Slartibart & Craig
and
5) Scout and Bandit
So, I’d like it if you would weigh in! I’d like to hear your thoughts.
(And it might not be too late to submit a name. If you come up with something absolutely perfect, please submit it. And readers, if you see a name in the comments that you think looks amazing, let me know!)
Happy Thursday!
**Update: Another set of names I like: Merry & Pippin.**